Marc Beaulieu

Well-ordered words, or rickets. I can give you rickets. I write, produce, and host stuff.

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

Was hit by lightning while eating a bag of expired Combos. Now I can fart the words "fruit salad" in Christolph Waltz's voice. #originstory

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

@DrPhilipSolomon @Slashleen kindof really into both

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

Hey folks, is anyone else really worried about Jeff Bridges?

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

Will use. Changing verb to “date” though in various contexts.

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

This vendor nails sales like I confirm plans with friends... he has become my spirit guide.

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

“I went to a Botanical Garden” is code for “I have a girlfriend now.” The code for “I have a boyfriend now” is “I just started watching The Wire.”

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

Just a friendly reminder that cheese is probably pretty good for you. For now. We think. https://t.co/ZVoA0S4T8t #brieoncé #grilledcheeses #herestofeelinggoudaallthetime

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

@matthaig1 tea (iced or hot)

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Teela is fed up with He-Man explaining really obvious things to her in a condescending manner.

Or as I like to call it, hemansplaining. 💀👍

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

@BagelofDeath It is the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" of professions... your cringes may be well justified.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top five bons in the world, appetit, jour, voyage, anza and Jovi.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pope Francis Finds Self In Hell After Taking Wrong Turn In Vatican Catacombs https://t.co/elpmwM67eS

[New York Times Opinion @nytopinion]

What do the school shootings have in common? Guns, yes. But also, boys. It's always boys pulling the triggers. https://t.co/7D4jmDjxJB

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Number of US school shooting deaths between 1776 - 1963: 86

Number of US school shooting deaths between 1964 - Present: 456

In case you were wondering, the assault rifle was invented in 1964.

Parkland Florida happened because of an AR-15 assault rifle.

#GunControlNow

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

i am rubber you are glue whatever you say bounces into my soul, is analyzed for days, affects me deeply, bounces off of me and sticks to you

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

@DennisLivesHere #clevergirl

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

I don't know how your day is going but I just had my hands sea-salt scrubbed and body buttered by a nice Argentinian lady named Daniella.

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

@BagelofDeath ...I'm thinking...

[Marc Beaulieu @TheMarcBeaulieu]

@BagelofDeath I'm torn re this "Large rat colony"... Can we clarify if it's a large colony of standard sized rats or an average sized colony of particularly large rats?