Mark Petersen

Addictions counselor by day. Crime fiction addict and author by night. Any resemblance to the quirky criminals in my book is, um, mostly coincidental.

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I normally try not to do a ton of promos, but I'm excited about the feedback I'm getting from my new book, so here's my contribution to #ShamelessSelfpromoFriday ! #satire

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My first book, ONE FINE MESS, is available for just $0.99 today!

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Never has this quote seemed more appropriate. #happynewyear2020

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Three reasons the pandemic may finally help us get rid of the idea that only “broken” people need therapy. #mentalhealth

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As Terry Southern said, his job was to “...to astonish. Not shock—shock is a worn-out word—but astonish. The world has no grounds for complacency. The Titanic couldn’t sink but it did. Where you find something worth blasting, I want to blast it.” #satire

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After this year, don’t you deserve a good laugh? #goodbyetwentytwenty

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You’ve got to love a dog-sledder who loves her dogs this much. Thank you, @BlairBraverman! #doggos

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As we head into #skiing🎿 season, remember ...

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Get ONE FINE MESS for only $0.99, November 18-30! Click the link to see available etailers.

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Reviews matter to authors. A lot. Thank you to everyone who takes the time to leave a #BookReview

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Don't these gorgeous pics make you want to get out and explore? #outdoors

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I’m hoping for bacon. WAY better than email. #FridayFunnies

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That’s one of the cool things about #archaeology: there’s always something waiting to be dug up.

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It’s cheap. It’s fun. It’s the perfect #escape from reality! Get WE MUST SAVE JEPSON! for just $0.99 through 18 October. Available on Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Apple, Smashwords, Scribd, and wherever ebooks are sold! #satire https://t.co/M7NxxVth2n

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Just realized while driving yesterday that the hills are gilded gold and red and it hit me that suddenly it's leaf season, and beautiful, and I better get more outdoor time in and spend more time in the present moment. #Vermont #autumn

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It’s getting to be that time … #autumnvibes

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Now through the end of September, get WE MUST SAVE JEPSON for only $.99 from all your favorite etailers! #ebook #Satire

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This goes for feeling connected—we’re all sharing the same home—and being respectful. We live here, all of us, so we might not want to keep trashing the place. #Together #FridayFeelings

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Super cool. You have to admire the artistry.

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I found this using the search term “covid not fun anymore,” because aren’t we all REALLY ready for it to be over now? It was surprisingly interesting, though it’s going to be even more interesting to see how permanent some of these changes are.

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Really different interpretation of a classic song from one of my favorite albums of all time. Jazzy and smooth. Dig the bass solo. #BlindFaith #ChristianSands

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