The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS )

Your local vigilante, The Masked Bandit! I talk here sometimes - run by @sunnysidesystem

[omens au (📌) @dsmpomens]

// omens ooc

hi!! announcement time!

while omens is an interactive au, it is still a story being told by quizb and i. your characters can interact w/ the plot and each other, but rping major events like a crime outbreak without permission can severely impact the story. +

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

whats so ironic is that you'd think that you could feed the milk to the raccoons but no!! they are deathly allergic. unless you plan to kill them idk #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

okay, there's now like 5 five cartons of milk on my doorstep. HOW DOES ONE GET THIS MUCH MILK?? and i am lactose intolerant i cant drink any type of milk. #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

is literally throwing milk everywhere illegal?? or is it like a form of vandalism? is this guy really a villain or is he just annoying. #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@shout_omens I would love to when I have the time!

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

i woke up to?? a milk spill outside?? okay. no patrol today i am sleeping in #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

we are actually never gonna get rid of these raccoons this is horrible #omensAU

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@Monellian WHAT THR FUCJ

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

I put like,, AT LEAST 5 raccoons into a forest,,,somewhere. Does anyone else need help? #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@Monellian AT THIS POINT? YEAH SURE

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

actually no i'm not gonna go to bed DOES ANYONE NEED HELP FIGHTING RACCOONS?? #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@sunshineomens great day for the children!!

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@llyromensau DONT KILL THEM

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

i hope some of you are of raccoon cleanup duty i am going to BED #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

//ooc

bun and quiz are probably looking at us in disapproval rn. it's still two weeks until the actual AU comes out at look at all the trouble we've caused,, /hj
#omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@IceLimeLight an actual guy, but i handled it

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

wh
WHO ATTACKED ME WHILE I WAS ON PATROL??? i am going to find you. /rp
#omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

people are getting attacked by raccoons. not me though, i am one. stay safe y'all #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@sunshineomens "OOPS"?

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

everyone is talking about raccoons and i am... very concerned. #omensau

[The Masked Bandit ( DSMP OMENS ) @TheMaskedBand1t]

@_TheRealJester_ why are they ANY raccoons?? other than me?? WHERE ARE YOU RN