Martin the Children's Toy Dealer

RWHS 2017 • EKU 2021 • Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam • Get rich or die trying. The American dream. The winners are those who take the most toys to their grave.

[Martin the Children's Toy Dealer @TheMatchingTree]

Putting money in:
-Checkings for immediate spending
-Savings for emergencies
-Investments to grow over the years/compound

Is basically the holy trinity of finance for the average person.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I will never forgive EA with how they massacred Dead Space 3

[Cian Maher @cianmaher0]

Sorry but this is actually the best video on the internet

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

This man has seen WAR

[Martin the Children's Toy Dealer @TheMatchingTree]

People: "I had a dream my teeth fell out!"
or
"I had a dream I was falling endlessly"

Me: had a dream that I bought a Mr.Potato Head
that was my goddamn dream last night

[No Context Aqua Teen Hunger Force @ContextAqua]

If your logging out today, have one last good look at meatwad on your way out