Jerk steals the catalytic converters from my car in the driveway overnight. 9YO DD gets incensed and tries to build a contraption to protect catalytic converters.
Me: You want me to tell @MarkRober you need his help?
9YO: Yes, thank you!
🤣 Mark, imma need you to get on this!
Get ready for campfires and roller coasters! @HolidayWorld is giving away 4 tickets and 2 overnights at Lake Rudolph! Enter here: https://t.co/PuWb2b0nso
Today House Republicans will pass a bill to retroactively charge student loan borrowers interest on their paused payments, repeal @POTUS' student loan debt relief plan, and claw back aid from public servants.
Cruelty is the point.
🎤 SURPRISE VISIT | JCPS grad @jackharlow visited 8 schools today to say hi to students and staff. He shared the advice to “work hard and always push yourself to be your best.” #WeAreJCPS
Decided she was old enough and introduced the 15YO to "real" comedy tonight @fluffyguy you did not disappoint. She enjoyed it, we enjoyed it (as always.) It was perfect, thank you Fluffy! @Noisd2 Welcome to real comedy 😘
@The_Pigeon please tell Mo my 6YO loves your books as well as Piggy & Gerald’s. In tonight’s reading she found what she was certain was a mistake. According to her, Mo forgot to write: G-Bro, that is not cool! Why are there two birds on my head? P- I don’t know.