Matt Chapman

Director - FunnyOrDie, Disney, TruTV, Comedy Central, Boom Chicago, Improv Olympic, UCB's The Midnight Show. Deez thoughts my own.

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@SamOlbur Is it one particular pitch that keeps getting hammered? Or two? He has six pitches, like maybe two need to be retired? If you know and can answer on the show today…

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@OsoFromThe915 @tweepika @SouthwestAir Hey RolandV - check into the Families Fly Together Act. This is law. Airlines shouldn't be able to charge more to force parents to pay to have their kids sit next to them. Sorry you think they should.

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@SamOlbur this true? I’m a chicago born guy in Southern California and watched every day on @mlb follow your team. This year may be the first I don’t in a decade. Would love to hear @LockedOnCubs thoughts.

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This is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read as a sports fan.

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@MatthewBerryTMR the difference is that Harbaugh won a Super Bowl with Joe Flacco and McCarthy did it with Rodgers and help from Jay Cutler’s leg.

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@SamOlbur @matt_cozzi what are your thoughts on Alcantara - try to get him while he's cheap with a high ERA, or stay the heck away given his rough return from surgery?

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2/2 cheer Ben Brown and the cubs- as up close and personal as we could get. I got Ben’s attn and shouted “BEN BROWN! You just shut down 2 billion dollars of deferred salary!! Get excited!! That was a signature win!!!”
He looked over at us and pumped his fist 👊

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@SamOlbur @matt_cozzi 1/2 gotta thank Sam who replied to me on Wed and said not to switch my tix last night. We were behind Cubs dugout and led our section in singing GoCubsGo throughout the game. After the delightful 16-0 romp - my fiancé, daughter and I stayed to …

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@SamOlbur @matt_cozzi Thank you for the thoughts. Hopefully we can fly the W a couple times here on the West Coast

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@SamOlbur @matt_cozzi Got two tix to the Sat Dodgers/Cubs. Should I sell them and go to the Sunday game - since Ben Brown will likely start Sat? Does Brown have a shot to W? Do you think the Cubs go 4-man rotation with the extra day off and Steele bumps up? Any advice?

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@Schrock_And_Awe Thank you. We’ve missed you

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@SamOlbur @SamOlbur This isn't a bullpen, it needs to be remembered as the '24 BLOWPEN

Here they are, renamed for accuracy:

Hector Blowis
Mark Blower, Junior
Hayden Blowsneski
Blowson Miller
Keegan Blowson
Drew Blowly
Kyle Blowndricks
Blow Little

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@Schrock_And_Awe The biggest question no one is asking (and a great column from you could be)... who will be the Bears #2 QB? In terms of setting up Caleb, wouldn't we want a veteran in the room, not just Tyson Bagent?

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@Schrock_And_Awe Yeah, but Orlovsky misses a key point. This wasn’t started by Kyle Long, it was started by ME and YOU, Josh! See below:

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@Schrock_And_Awe with all the noise I think we need a #Bears Fan #SerenityPrayer:
-Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the QB If they do not change, the courage to cheer if they decide to draft anew… and the wisdom to know that the bears will screw* it up no matter what.
*print version.

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@Schrock_And_Awe Nice work as always. A couple things spell checker missed:

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@Schrock_And_Awe Here’s mine: if keeping JF - what kind of contract would you imaging he needs in two years? Could he sign a team friendly deal? A lot of what I read is mahommes level, when he hasn’t won two super bowls…

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@Schrock_And_Awe Here’s mine: why can’t we have our cake and eat it, too? Can’t we keep Justin and draft a QB? This season showed many teams that having no backup is a bad plan. JF has been injured plenty. So him AND a drafted qb on a rookie deal sounds pretty good for us QB-Starved 🐻 fans

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@Schrock_And_Awe Are we ever going to find out what happened with Alan Williams and/or David Walker?

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@Schrock_And_Awe Will we ever find out what the hell happened with Alan Williams?

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@ChicagoBears For almost 365 days it's been more like "failing for each other", amirite!?