Matt Meyer

Mors ab alto, canis.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Flowers are to a relationship what chaff and flare are to an aircraft.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Fuck this shit.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

If you whip it at a mugger’s head hard enough, the new iPhone actually makes a pretty good batarang.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

The tears of mini-tyrants and the sweat of local patriots water the tree of liberty too.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Fix what isn't broke until you break it, it's the Air Force way.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

DA BEARS

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

I can’t remember. Do I read a mugger his miranda rights before or after I throw him through a sliding glass door?

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Compromise means both sides come to a mutually beneficial agreement.

Compromise does not mean "Why can't you let us have our way?"

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Democracy at its finest. Fail to listen to your voters, lose your job. The system works. Don't let the door hit you.

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[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

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I'm too goddamn young to feel this old.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

JP-8 showers... yay.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

If you can't do something smart, do something right.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

We spend our whole lives holding back. Imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want.

-Far Cry 3

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Thank god for this official AMU wide ban on fighting, or I would have thought it's ok.

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Addictinginfo has to be the biggest collection of alarmism, rhetoric, thought terminating cliches and generalizations I've ever seen.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Violence, drugs and sex sells is a formula we created...

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Any politician who uses the 'think of the children' argument needs to sit the fuck down. Parenting is for parents to do, not the government.

[Matt Meyer @TheMattMeyer]

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight...

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say can and will be used to justify me hitting you in the throat again.