The McLib

Judged “admirable” by Belsnickel for 33 years and counting.

[The McLib @TheMclib]

Before, April 21st, and today (22 days after seeding for my new lawn). Dad stuff is going great. Will continue to update.

[The McLib @TheMclib]

We’re definitely getting a Choosin’ Lexus December to Remember commercial this year, aren’t we?

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Just got my property tax bill for the first half

$12,432

How’s a retired man on a fixed income supposed to maintain a small 5,400 sq ft house?

End property taxes for seniors NOW!

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

JOSH KERR OBLITERATES THE WORLD RECORD! 🤯

With the London crowd ROARING him home, Josh Kerr SMASHES the world record with a stunning 3:42.66.

🎥 Watch the full #LondonDL LIVE on FloTrack.

FloTrack's #DiamondLeague coverage presented by @on_running and @FleetFeetSports

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Wives on a Sunday during a major global sporting event: There's a kids birthday party we need to go that's during the game

[The McLib @TheMclib]

Asking my wife if we’re closed off

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Stephanie Copley @StephCopley]

The Dekalb Oasis is one of the strangest places in America.

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

Imagine eating this and then fighting for your life in a fairgrounds porta potty on a 98° August day 💀😵

[The McLib @TheMclib]

@tylerscott Let me explain for you….

It’s because Iowa rocks

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

we are selling soccer coaching to willing six year olds at the current fair market price

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Just outbid a young couple expecting their first kid on a 3/2 with 1,400 sq ft

I got their number for when it’s ready to rent so they get first dibs (if they pass the application)

Doing the right thing feels good

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

While many of you are likely yelling "GO AMERICA" I'm yelling "GO BELGIUM and the rule of law!"

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

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[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

That’s still an American victory. We count those.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

FIFA announcer: “Kansas City is the only town I’ve been in the entire world where the sun goes down but it doesn’t get any cooler”

Yeah dude …we know

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

Rejected Iowa State jersey patch sponsors:

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

So many people talking about how “Germany beat the USA 2-1 before the World Cup”

Uh buddy, the 2008 Detroit Lions went 4-0 in the preseason before going 0-16.

We don’t care about friendly’s here

[The McLib @TheMclib]

@tylerscott @WorldofOutlaws Has it already been 10 years? That was a great night of racing

[The McLib @TheMclib]

Cleaning out my grandmother’s house and she has a “Historic Pages from the @DMRegister & Tribune” book. This page appears to be from when @ChuckGrassley was first elected to the Senate. Even some Idaho history in here!