Jody Adkins

please don’t ask me how I’m doing if all you’re going to do is tell me that my response is wrong

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Trying to watch this Wolves v Kings game, aka the Scurvy Tourney. Next time someone picks the court color, make sure that someone isn’t colorblind and/or evil

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Nothing makes me feel like more of an adult than noticing that I’m almost out of coffee filters

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

I’m not a violent person but I do find great joy in spraying boxelder bugs with this dish soap concoction and watching them suffocate and die

[The Onion @TheOnion]

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
https://t.co/lwyEonxAxZ

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

@raeeder1 @CheyCab I’m adopted, attended K-12 in district 831 in the 70s/80s and was reminded by classmates on a daily basis that I look different. To this day, whenever I approach the 35E/35W merge, I feel like a “the oriental is in town” memo goes out to the entire community.

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

I’m really enjoying the Amish version of Netflix for this fight. Pretty much sums up merica

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Yes. Oh wait, I mean YES

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Witnessing my daughter realize that Trump won TWICE was not on my bingo card

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Heard a statistic that Trump got the male votes and Harris got the female votes and this perfectly explains why, as a straight female, I’m happily single

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

How can I donate to this worthy cause

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

We can now project that I’m gonna need more wigs.

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Silver lining is that Minnesota gets Walz back but it’s hard to be happy about that when the country is getting a dog food sandwich that has been cobbled together in an outhouse.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Woke up to check the results and immediately went into slow blink mode. Anticipating staying in this mode for the next four years.

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

I’m actually so relieved that he isn’t here tonight because the stress would’ve sent him into a deep hole for several days

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

My WTF face is tired like what in the actual fuck are these numbers

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

I really hoped that they were going to have All Star Game Girl sing the Nat’l Anthem before game 1

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

Kamala cooked Trump so hard that my smoke alarms in Minnesota went off.

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

And now the moderators can be found doing tequila shots, sitting in complete silence.

[Jody Adkins @TheMeanMom]

There are a lot of people in this Atlanta skyclub watching the debate and sadly, there isn’t any popcorn but fortunately, everyone is laughing at Trump.