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cardiac sensor deployed

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

InterHood ballistic missile 💀

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@MitaoCatCS What country you from? No interests in putting your money into a SNP 500 stocks?

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How it feels when the biggest mf in the gym asks you for a spot

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How I feel after genuinely shitting my pants in a customer car after they decline work

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W 2025 made that shit my bitch, we up

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@LIL_MAXXIS @j_fatigued @LibertyCappy Japan and Europe are infact not the same

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Nerualink think to text would be tech

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Noise cancellation headphones got me fartin to confidently

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Farted as much as possible on that plane just cuz I could.

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Should’ve stopped at Burger King before the flight…

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Right around 5:30 everyone on the road turns into Ken Block

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Gas station twice in one day, it’s a jeep thing

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Officer, that shit was yellow

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When you see the crock pot… but it’s full of buffalo chicken🙌🤤

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@DramaAlert https://t.co/wub0i6hzVz

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@hydeplug Made it out the mudd, intentionally there

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It’s purple🤤 too many games later

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Just got approved for a 10k credit line with the snap on tool truck #freetools

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On everything

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Poetic. Gimmie that shit