Meg 🌸

I’m not fat, I’m frugal.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

Just saw a post that said, “Top 5 books for Christian women” and number 1 was the Bible 💀when I tell you I cackled.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

Whenever the health app sends the “your fertile window is starting” push notification I’m always like dang you’re the goat for that

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

Your baby goes to sleep and then you just stare at pictures of them.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

@katykat1417 It’s really like “postpartum life” 🤣

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

I use to be someone who wouldn’t drink caffeine because I “didn’t like the way it made me feel” or “I don’t want to be dependent on anything” and then I had a baby and my favorite part of the day, hands down, is getting out of bed and immediately chugging a Celsius.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

@katykat1417 Yesss I’m over here like PHEW THANK GOD FOR CAFFEINE

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

One day someone is gonna say “Megan, what’s your favorite food” and I’ll respond, “eggs and salami, but not together” and they’ll say, “I get it now”.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

@BranStruggle You do you 👏🏻

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”

For some people, that’s the only financial lesson they got from their parents. Make sure things are different for your kids. If you don’t, they’ll learn from their friends, the media, and credit card offers in the mail...

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

@abbygalejs Oh nooo. It’s the only energy drink I’ve found that doesn’t give me a headache from all the artificial sweeteners AND tastes good. They’re supreme in my book. Kiwi guava and Arctic rush are my favorites.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

I can hear the ice cream truck outside and it’s taking everything in me to not run down the street after it like the real trailer park girlie I am

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

Me from ages 19-23 🤣

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

I don’t know what the met gala is, all I know is that Rob was there.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“i can’t wait for my birthday”

Me on my birthday:

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what jimmy fallon looks like

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

Something the last 3 years has taught me is that taking the people you love for granted is complete ignorance.

[Meg 🌸 @TheMediocreMeg]

@katykat1417 @kirawontmiss I’m saying