Karate Bugman

Shitposter? I hardly even know'er.

[Stunna ⛧ @stunnaclips]

1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Suicune, Raikou and Entei but they're small

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[貧乳 @deskdeskdeskde]

friend explained his scale for rating movies

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

The joke of the episode was that those hats were stupid and worthless

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Dragon Dance be like:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[PSYKEY @PSYKEYstr]

gaming on cam with friends and forgot my wiglett plushies were on the windowsill i-

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[Maririn~ @TopGyaru]

Now, this is cinema!