Megan Ellis

Professional busy person. Pun & politics enthusiast. Pro Dog. Personal account.

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Let's Go Hawks! Make it a 5-peat! #CyHawkKCCI

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Hearing your hero say fuck is an amazing experience.
@ColbertLateShow

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There is a woman wearing crocs in the TSA line and I’m not saying she should get additional screenings but she is wearing them with no socks in 20 degree weather and that begs the question: what else is she capable of?

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I reached peak millennial today when I based my outfit on a meme.

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

THREAD (2/4):

#MollieTibbetts' family deserves our respect, thoughts, prayers, and condolences. What they do NOT deserve is to be used as pawns to make a political point about immigration, to stoke xenophobia, to drum up fear and bigotry.

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As a reminder, you can vote in today’s primaries until 9pm tonight and in Iowa you can do day of registration. Find your polling location here: https://t.co/N1kbaLc1Ep

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The large concrete statue of Mother Mary in my parents’ yard fell over during a recent storm.
My mom: she’s a heavy bitch
My dad: you can’t say that!

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@kathleenknox21 Daisy deserves the biggest party!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I wonder if people realize that, as recently as the 90s, calling dozens of other nations "shitholes" in a formal meeting of U.S. officials would have resulted in a president being censured by Congress—especially as the racist remark was preceded by comments about AIDS and "huts".

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Iowa: come for the corn stay because it’s so cold your car won’t start.

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Someone chained their lawn mower to the bike rack at my apartment & honestly I’m living for it

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Why am I seeing an anti-Bill De Blasio billboard from my Des Moines, Iowa apartment window?

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@mklinkers @TopChefA3 Oh 1000%

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Today I road-tripped to Kansas City just so I could see @ShapeOfWater 4 days early. You could say I’m kind of extra.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down

[Austin Channing Brown @austinchanning]

Thank black women by supporting black women. Pay us. Vote with us. Hire us. Read our writing. Fund our projects and ministries. Vote us into office. Purchase from our businesses. Amplify us. Stand against racism and sexism.

[deray @deray]

Black folks elected Doug Jones. FYI. #AlabamaSenateElection

[Megan Ellis @TheMeganEllis]

I'm so indecisive that I can't commit to a sketch idea. I've jumped from police interrogating a dog to a Catholic confession to an incompetent taxi driver in the span of 15 minutes.

[Astro Bebs @astrobebs]

Single Aquarius on Twitter:
Tweet 1: the concept of true love is a major flaw of the human race
Tweet 2: I flirted too much and now I'm cuffed
Tweet 3: just to clarify, this change in my relationship status has not affected my views on love

[Parisa Fitz-Henley @ParisaFH]

We can’t just let this end up a cautionary tale. @terrycrews has not just spoken out for himself but for #MeToo — for all of us. It’s time for soul-searching abt what this really means. Please read & share. https://t.co/3m4z8vXCCW