Men's Humor

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IMAGINE: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and when you answer... someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up.

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RT if you start school tomorrow. Fav If you want one more week of summer.

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I'm not always Rude. Sometimes I'm sleeping...

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Chief keef is still outside the VMA's pushing the door that says pull

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FUCK HOME SCHOOL, FUCK REGULAR SCHOOL, FUCK MY SCHOOL, FUCK YO SCHOOL, FUCK DOG SCHOOL, FUCK MRS. PUFF BOATING SHCOOL, FUCK SCHOOL.

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I swear the last 1% of battery lasts longer than the other 99%

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Me being rude: Shut the f*ck up. Me being polite: Please shut the f*ck up.

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Miley Cyrus? more like Molly Cyrus.

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RT If you are Ready for the Holidays!

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Money can't buy you happiness.. But I much rather cry in a mansion. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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Turtleneck so high can't see my haters

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i believe in hate at first sight

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When you have homework to do.. Before: Take out pen and start doing. Now: let me tweet about it first! *Tweet: Gonna do homework now*

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I don’t have an attitude problem. If you have a problem with my attitude, that’s your problem, not mine.

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Bored? Simply send a text message To a random number saying: "I'm Pregnant"

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I hate smart ass teachers.Me: Can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: I don't know, can you?Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.

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How it should be: M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

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If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china

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If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons