The Windup Merchantz

Online comedy sketch.. makers? not for everyones taste but might be yours. yeah you reading this.

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

@CousinsTV @TwitterSupport @ColaneriJohn Fuck these spam accounts. If you figure out a way to get your account back let me know. I'm trying to get my one back too. 🙏

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

@TwitterSupport my personal account got hacked and I can't get it back. Nobody has responded to my emails. Can you please help?

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

Please report this page! It used to be Joseph McGucken's and it's been hacked by this spam investment rubbish. I'm Joe and I'm trying to get it back. https://t.co/2KLqAB5LSx

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

@BigDirtyFry @darren_conway You on the sunbeds hun?

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

He was probably a pain in the arse.

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

Joe Biden and Donald Trump go head-to-head in their first televised debate tonight. And its gonna be box-office stuff. Joe (not biden) will be livestreaming his reaction with @JamieJayCar if anyone is awake. Its gonna be funny shit.

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

Conor McGregor is going on like an aulwan that just setup a twitter after a few too many glasses of Pink Gin.

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

TO LAMAS!!

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

When you forget your facemask!

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

"Of course I know how to play poker... I won millions on Facebook"
🙄🙄🙄

That lad who thinks he can play poker.
#windupwednesday
#poker

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

Poor Joe cant catch a break!

[Darren Conway @darren_conway]

"Bagsy your bird"

Directed by @GerTGWTC

Starring: @JosephMcgucken from @TheMerchantz @darren_conway @Jen__Hatton

Music by: @picturethis

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

@simonblackwell Need a hand?

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

We're on it!

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

Starting trouble with the mother in law. #BULIRL #COYBIG #UEFANationsLeague

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

Can't wait for the limerick episode.

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

@AlisonSpittle Start using cups.

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

''..Mary Lou is just Gerry Adams in a wig..''

Since the pandemic, everyone has become a conspiracy theorist.

#covid19 #ConspiracyTheory #Illuminati #plandemic #pandemic

[Darren Conway @darren_conway]

BOSKO

Out now:
https://t.co/bxSRIfe1d9

[The Windup Merchantz @TheMerchantz]

BOSKO is out of his box!

[Darren Conway @darren_conway]

BOSKO 🤡 (Full sketch on YouTube)

"My bird thinks you’re funny but I don’t"

Directed by: @GerTGWTC

Starring: @JosephMcgucken from @TheMerchantz & @darren_conway

Music by: @chipspeakmusic

Watch full sketch now:
https://t.co/bxSRIfe1d9