Merle Fucking Dixon

I am Merle Fucking Dixon, and I might have to kick your teeth in. (Parody 18+ - Not affiliated with Michael Rooker or AMC)

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Wise words from this old geezer.

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@wwwbigbaldhead I told you never to show them our toys!

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Hey @ScottMGimple, pull your head out of your pants.

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#TWDFinale ... And not in a good way.

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"Let's waste half a season leading up to a pivotal moment and then not deliver. People like that, right?" - AMC

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Pshhh, officer friendly? More like officer pee-pee pants. Am I right? #PeePeeRick #TWDFinale

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Carol: Do you think I'm being dramatic right now?

YAS, BITCH, YAAAAAAS. #TWDFinale

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Woah, that was like, triple universe cross-over.

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After my death, Trevor Phillips Enterprises has now taken over the peddling of Heisenberg's blue meth. #TWDFinale #CrystalBluePersuassion

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I imagine name calling, battered skulls and someone throwing a shoe. #TWDFinale

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Anyone else stumped at how Sacha and Rosita have completely swapped personalities? #GingerFever #AbrahamKnowsBest

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An over-exposed slow motion clip of Daryl's relationship with Anthony flashes before his eyes. #TWDFinale #TheFuckOuttaHere

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IF DARYL DIES WE- oh shut up and bump uglies with me. #ClassicMerle

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Who had the sweatiest balls?

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When you're trying to do your chores but smell pizza. #TheWalkingDead

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Denise: *Begins over dramatic speech about the good in people.*

Writers: Actually, can we change that?

No, just fucking get rid of it.

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Rosita: look at this, a first edition of To Kill A Mocking Bird.

Daryl: I killed a bird once.

#TWDdeletedscenes

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Welcome to Merle's school of Stage 2. Eugene what are you doing? OH GOD. EUGENE. STOP. #walkingdead #BiteTheDick

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I once picked up shit from the clean side, long story.. Involved a raccoon somewhere in there I think. #AbrahamsAnalogys

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Even beyond the grave Daryl still finds ways to bitch about me.

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SHE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.