mess

My life is always a damn mess. Leftist. Colts fan. 30

[Lisa Bee (she/her) @leebee4life]

The EMTs didn’t use a siren on the way out. That dude is definitely dead.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This would be seen as an act of war if it had been committed by any other country

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

An Amercian member of congress is threatened by foreign terrorists carrying American rifles, backed by a foreign military paid for by American taxpayers, and the US ambassador to that country says not a word in defense of his own countryman, and instead uses his social media accounts to promote his own vapid cable news appearances, which amount to propaganda for that same foreign country. It’s too much, too insulting and humiliating to America. This is how revolutions start. For the sake our nation, Mike Huckabee should be removed from his post immediately.

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Channel 5 is being sued and needs your help

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

It's genuinely impressive how the US only legalised sports betting a few years ago and have immediately discovered levels of degeneracy far beyond the countries that have had it for centuries.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Phillies star Bryce Harper recorded a personal video at the request of a FanDuel VIP host per @phillysport

The client ended up losing 2 million dollars, his house, and police had to stop him from committing suicide

The MLB and Harper have nothing to say

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

May I suggest Zohran Mainedani?

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

i truly cannot believe this is the same person who covered 2020/2016

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

No we fucking don’t

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I am BEGGING the internet to stop showing me 5-9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT like the loophole of calling it an 8 hour shift just because the one hour lunch is unpaid. I’m still at your place of business for 9 whole hours.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Graham Platner should obviously drop out and I think he will drop out, but jesus christ, men -- if you've raped, abused, or otherwise badly mistreated women or anyone in the past, can you please just sit out running for office? Even if you believe you've changed, maybe work on a campaign or help someone you believe in, but perhaps one cost of your bad behavior is that you don't get to hold a position of extraordinary power.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Millennials are so nostalgic because they got a brief taste of a world that wasn't entirely controlled by the dumbest people on Earth.

[mess @TheMessyGuy96]

@briebriejoy Yeah we look ridiculous now. This feels terrible. Praying for peace and strength for the victim

[mess @TheMessyGuy96]

I know she wasn’t the best candidate in many ways and I support AES but as a millennial I have so much love for her. She truly is the Millennial champion whose time passed before it had the chance to arrive tbh

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Thank you, Michigan. 🇺🇸