Mia Topalian

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

I feel like I got more "thinking of u" texts on #CincoDeMayo than my birthday--thx homies xoxo🌶

[The Black List @theblcklst]

Send EXTRA PULP by Brandon Verdi, Jake Burnstein straight to your inbox on https://t.co/0Dl9HMucJP https://t.co/0QIbT0bSHF #BlackListWeekendRead

[Jordan Cohen @jordanco]

@SheaSerrano The majority of the ticket orders were people just messing with their numbers. KPOP and TilTok kids trolling them. Looks like less than 10k showed up.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

None of this should be surprising.

He assaulted women, caged children, and relished constant anti-black racism.

Y'all just didn't care enough to do anything about it.

[Sarah Paulson @MsSarahPaulson]

https://t.co/3zXhi1zbek

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

@LILburns77 “I want to forgive you, and I want to forget you.”

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

@spiritpaws I wish I could turn back time and trade these cals for @tacobell rn

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

Hi! I have never had a McDonald’s cheeseburger. I have recently learned that is strange. So, now to “celebrate” “Memorial Day,” I “have to” do a fast food burger taste test? SOS? Any tips? I don’t like ketchup or mayo? #memorialdayweekend2020

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

@ValerieAnne0829 I am typing post double chee and I was surprised how important the ketchup was! Cheese was the star of the show per usual. I feel like I participated in America today?

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

Where does it even go? What is *the middle*

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

I feel like I got more "thinking of u" texts on #CincoDeMayo than my birthday--thx homies xoxo🌶

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

Me: *plays darts at bar

Every Man In Bar: “Here’s what you’re doing wrong...”

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

Tabasco is trash but sometimes it’s all u have 😓

[John Patrick Shanley @JohnJpshanley]

If you're a drum, You want to be beaten. If you're a cake, You want to be eaten. If you're a poet, You want to be read. If you're an ego, You want to be fed. Just tell me thing, and answer me true. In the depths of your soul, in your heart, What are you?

[Noreen Malone @NoreenMalone]

I just gasped out loud to hear Lindsay Graham say "she is just as much a victim of this as Brett Kavanaugh." What a formulation of him as primary victim.

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

My #DontForgetFlint shirts are up for 11 more days. Please support #FlintKids and spread awareness about Flint at the same time.

https://t.co/ZazPyn5dFo

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

“Stop! She’s classy, beautiful, and great at parties.” - a friend, describing my dog.

[Netflix @netflix]

Kristen Bell fangirls over her TV idols

[Mia Topalian @TheMiaTops]

Him: “This is why I hate quidditch.”

Me : “mhhhhhm”