The Michigan Gay

Love tweeting pictures of my cute German Shepherd.

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

Gay Culture is being out on a date with a guy who is on his phone the whole time, only to discover he is actually on Grindr.

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

Can’t wait for the first debate, and for @KamalaHarris to say to Trump: “Mr. President, I’m speaking.” 😂

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Is Maya Rudolph coming back to @nbcsnl to portray @KamalaHarris? You better funt’n believe it!

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@IU_twink I am!

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

I will be unavailable for a few days. Do not call, do not text, and just leave me be.

#TTPD #TaylorSwift #TaylorNation

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Going to my nephew’s birthday party today. And there will be lots of screaming children. 😩

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@PureBredGay This will never not be funny. Lmfao.

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😂😂😂

[Jamie Raskin @jamie_raskin]

Waiting for the vote and I reminded Jared Moskowitz that there was never so much chaos in the House when George Santos was Speaker.

Jared went over to Santos to tell him that and Santos said, “That’s why I don’t want to be Speaker again.”

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

@OnceUponARoss Ouch. That is gonna be a hard one.

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Not surprised by Ticket Carlson’s exit and his two-faced ways. @jonstewart outed his political theater a long time ago on CNN’s former show Crossfire.

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@AOC Maybe if the Governor wasn’t too busy peddling his book of bragging on getting over on Disney.. oh wait…

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@PureBredGay Gotta throw the co-workers away with the rubbish.

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

And all seriousness, would you have still made this tweet if your wife wasn’t pregnant? Somehow, I think that you would.

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

This right here is where, “The customer is always right,” has gotten us. This is why service workers have had enough: This entitled behavior. Maybe the airlines should just start charging a cleaning fee for passengers who leave their seat and row a complete mess.

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

I had to take my dog for a walk while still recovering from a surgery I had on my foot. I had to bend down and clean up after her when she went potty in the park. It’s part of being a responsible adult. You are also blithely unaware that they get very little time to clean planes.

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

Stubbed my toe and literally broke off part of my toenail. Like only the top layer of the rest of the mail is holding it on. I am dying now. 😭😭😭

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

@dananessel Hey girl, be careful. @GovWhitmer does love her some Shark Week!

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

Please tell me why we are going from the 80s that we had this weekend to it snowing tomorrow? 😐

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

I’ve gone for one hour walks the past few days, and let me tell you, I have never felt so out of shape. 😩

[The Michigan Gay @TheMichiganGay]

What is up with this 82° nonsense? 😑

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

On Wednesdays, we wear pink. 💕