Chris

Laboratory Scientist | King of Bears | Member of the @heyscoops community | @WhoScoops podcaster

[Chris @TheMicroScoop]

I totally forgot I worked on this months ago.

Here is a colorized version of Ace’s amazing Duck Predator animatic from @HeyScoops.

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“I just washed the stink off, and now I have to wipe it back on.”
-@7BillionNeedles

I will not elaborate, no further questions at this time.

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@MightyHeaton Andy Beshear - D

Charlie Baker - R

I think either candidate could garner a majority of support from the undecided voters.

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@SweetMattyD This reminds me, Sundowners is my favorite Gordon Lightfoot song.

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With these results, who wouldn’t have massage envy? @HeyScoops
#insidejokes

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I hear kegel exercises can help….
@HeyScoops #insidejokes

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Baseball tournament was cancelled today, so I took The Bear to see the language of cinema prequel.

We paid for the whole seat, he only needed the edge.

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Scoopfest PSS / @HeyScoops comic.
Everyone should find their whimsy.

#insidejokes
#scoopfest24

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Teeth are the toes of the mouth.
@HeyScoops #insidejokes
#ThanksIHateIt

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@anniearmes I for one would welcome the rapture to take all of them away.

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I-24 is shut down into KY today. Too many people, too many crashes, and F’n 3 month late pothole repair shutting lanes down.

I tried the alternative ways to go north and they are worse.

So, no eclipse for me.

Maybe I won’t be dead in 20 years and get to see the next one.

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@anniearmes My oldest walked in, Cena’s music hit and he lost his shit.

Then the Undertaker gong went off, and I lost my shit.

Fun times.

(Especially for someone who usually only watches the Royal Rumble.)

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They are selling Wolf Brand Chili at the ball field tonight.

Are they trying to make these boys shit themselves!?!

I already have to wash the dirt and grass stains out of these white baseball pants.

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If only @HeyScoops #bucketpics was still a thing…

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@anniearmes What are they going to do with all that milk and bread?

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@tweetlessmantoy @Mitzula @AgdRunner What’s a little offsides between friends!?!

It does kind of look like he shit that puck out in this picture…..

Anyway, hope you had a good time (regardless of the outcome)on your birthday Kevin.

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I’m sorry @Mitzula @AgdRunner and @tweetlessmantoy. Vegas is my secondary team.

But, damn what an 18 game streak!
Let’s go Preds!

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@SorensenDave Oh, no I want to melt it after it had been in there.

Decided just to toss it.

Let future civilizations ponder it.

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I don’t know why there was a spoon in the boys’ bathroom.

I don’t want to know why.

What is the melting point of stainless steel?

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For damn near 40 years I have tried to find this cartoon.

All I could remember was a dog got tricked into a cave by a goblin, and then tricked the goblin back.

Towser the dog:
https://t.co/hsklT8vhyK

At least I finally know I didn’t imagine it.