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@acbrown1977 @TheDemocrats @StephenM What's cringey about those glasses? Someone with a very small life thinks that. Wheres your photo, you little fuckpig weasel?

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From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Filmed for IMAX – Resident Evil is in theatres 9.18. #ResidentEvil

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@F365 This should be fatal to your chances of retaining your status as a journalist 'though those backign Carrick will point out'.

Pathetic.

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@MalikAlyza 84,789

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@FPLFocal Authors writing about dystopian societies in which humanoids harness their life force from nuclear fission and travel in time to extract DNA from Dinosaurs to discover the origin of reptilian hunting techniques. But you couldn't wite about a bloke kicking a ball at another bloke

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@esparza_jo39396 @StandUpForTrmp Good ol' Donlad

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@77MARKALLENSOVA @StandUpForTrmp You utter twat

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@Solem13John @StandUpForTrmp Twat

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@ProphecyIsProof @StandUpForTrmp He's a narcissist. Retirement years mean nothing to someone who can continue to weild unjustified power while shitting on people and playing the victim. You need to grow a brain, mate.

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@Rio_Rymer @StandUpForTrmp Twat

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@KarenLa21271377 @StandUpForTrmp Your name is actually Karen. That is truly wonderful stuff.

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@StandUpForTrmp Of course he isn't, you vacuous inane, banal, asinine, sub 50 IQ fuckpigs.

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@stillgrayer @CarlReyes @joe_palazzolo @grok Obviously!

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@MPelletierCIO Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This isn't happen.

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@davemcardle @officialgtfc No idea why I'm seeing this. How much did that Utd starting line up cost?

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@sportbible Firstly, it's not a saga. Secondly, there's no stunning twist. Bravo for yet more excellent journalism and headline writing.

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@UTDdahnny @FabrizioRomano Why on earth would anyone want to make an image look that awful? It's like an 80 year old who's got hold of some crappy phone filters and applied 100 of them in an attempt to look cool to the yout'. Leave it to the professionals.

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@TurkTalksFC Why did it take two people to write your latest Mbeumo article - that could have been written by a 10 year old - and why does the headline completely contradict the content?

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