Dec 8th - we go again 💪
Our 2nd pre-season warm up game (indoors obvs, cus it’s blowin a frikkin gale outside) kicks off at 11am. Updates throughout the day but rest assured we sorted the kits this time - hand-stitched ourselves and given a Christmassy twist 🧑🎄
The (multiple and quite confused) scorers seemed to think that The Jets came out on top but maths isn’t our strong suit. Let’s just bask in the beauty of the game
Today marks our first game of the off-season- an intra-squad t20 @ Downlands Bowl. Things are already off to a bad start as the kit ordered by the ‘Benny and the Jets’ team never arrived. If you see any Twitter ads selling kits like this for incredibly low prices…it’s a scam
Great cutter to get the edge. Some actual cricket played. Terrible of TMG Social Media Team not to get the keeper taking the sharp catch in shot but we can’t be expected to be on top of our game at this stage
Our midweek t20 season kicks off this evening with a friendly against Lewes St Michaels. We pray to all the saints for some decent weather 🙏
Team news is in. Go in peace and god bless you my children:
TMGs Social Media Team are back to (occasionally) documenting the tragicomedic exploits of the worlds greatest cricket team this season. Here is a short film of our season opener at @horleycricket
(Sound on 🔊) #DFWTMG
@guardian_sport@barneyronay Barneys transition from centrist dad to Tory grandad almost complete. Hates the primacy of the IPL! I wonder why?? 🤔 And good ol’ britannias Joe Root being kept out of RRs team by some ‘slogger’! (That would be generational talent Shimron Hetmeyer)
Do the Man City fans sing about Akanji to the tune of ‘Oh Mandy’ by Barry Manilow?? (@brightonpics ?) if they don’t then they are missing a trick! “Akanji! You came and you gave without taking”
Have that for free, lads 👍