The Mighty Pathos

Actor, Writer, Comedian, Musician, Historian, Adventurer, Philosopher, and all-around swell guy (actually, just the last bit)

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Dear frozen pizza companies, some of us will never put the pizza directly on the oven rack. Please include alternate instructions.

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@themirandaffect @freakyfeelingx Boobs good

Butt better

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@ThrillaRilla369 Forced, no. Encouraged, yes.

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@hor22189 @morganjeffery You might want to go fuck yourself.

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@Devasenaaaa She must've been exhausted after that!

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@2amEditor Fake

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@Uzonna7 The only real Robin Hood says shut you're fucking mouth!!!

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@TheRealJChubby Is everyone really pretending they don't see him open his eyes halfway through the clip?

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@azeem_0079 It says it right there, people.

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@TimHannan I don't remember Trump being President back in 2000.

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@beinlibertarian Being a raging Jew hater might also have something to do with it.

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@MarcoFoster_ @MaryLTrump @WajahatAli Add 4-6 seats but only if Dems get to pick. Term limits but when a liberal Justice's term is up and the Republicans have power, we'll repeal it. Overturn every decision where Dems didn't get their way.

Sure, sounds like a solid plan.

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@DrNeilStone Well...it's only the first week of June. Give it a few weeks.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Why isn't this version always high on the lists of covers that are better than the original???

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@DrClownPhD I thought Bernie was a great performance and I have a soft spot for School of Rock but that's it. I've never liked Jack Black in anything else. So...Jack gets my vote.

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@NexGenNASCARFan @Movies_analyst And that goes higher than the Sears Tower?

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@LordGrimdark I doubt I can read it in less than 60 seconds.

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@bestofStarTrek Hottest woman in the history of Star Trek. Been saying it for years.

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@ProtectOurCare How many trans kids are watching that hearing?

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@itsmyfeelingss_ Do people really think these pics are real???