Thor Odinson

Though I may be of Asgard in body, 'tis Midgard that will ever lay first claim to my soul. {Founding Avenger}

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Nay, @CBHawkeye. I know what thou art attempting, and I will not make "tis hammer time" my new battle-cry.

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Verily, Nefaria, 'tis long past time that thou accepted thy mortality - and learned that thou canst never defeat the God of Thunder!

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Lo, though my love for Midgard is great, I will not allow any harm to befall the golden glory that is Asgard!

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

The Absorbing Man didst put up a fight, but I hath taken his measure before and 'twas no hard feat to bring him to justice once more.

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Even a god can be a fool. 'Tis a lesson well learned, thanks to the beauteous and wise @La_Firebird.

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Ho, Wrecker! Turn and face the wrath of the God of Thunder, foul varlot, if thou doth possess an ounce of man's courage!

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

There are few greater delights upon Midgard than the double chocolate malted.

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Yea, verily, the stench of Ulik's troll army is of greater strength than that of their arms!

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Have at thee, foul miscreant!

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Nay, priest. Though I do indeed lay rightful claim to godhood, not even the All-Father doth claim ultimate divinity.

[Thor Odinson @TheMighty_Thor]

Ah, 'tis sweet to taste the air of Midgard once more.