Mike Harris

Beloved by tens of followers. Voted most likely to be the reason why we can’t have nice things.

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Holiday Inn’s “Exit, Turn Left, Then Google” billboard eastbound from Sayre is the best rural Oklahoma billboard I’ve ever seen.

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This is the equivalent of putting two pieces of white bread and a handful of Vienna sausages into a ziplock bag and selling it as “American Cheeseburger”.

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Going to be a neon black night.

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I would buy one of the new marching band uniforms just to wear, not going to lie.

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You guys I’m beginning to think Jax Forrest is pretty damn good.

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Big Country would like a word.

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3 pointers ranked

1. john Lucas to the final four
2. Mario boggan 3OT
3. Forte in Norman
4. Any walkon in front of a home crowd

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And I thought seeing the Cubs win a World Series in my lifetime was wild.

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Well… at least the spirit band brought back the good arrangement of the William Tell Overture 🤷

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Excuse me, what?

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Chewie, we’re home.

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Bad Tuesday night decision.

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This Stranger Things finale would have been a lot better if the Duffer brothers had done the ultimate 80s homage and had Joyce Byers wake up next to Bob Newhart, revealing that the upside down was just a five-season long dream.

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Oh thank god our long national nightmare is finally over.

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This game feels like old times in the best way.

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@RyanBarcSports It’s just such a weird lineup. I know Zach and J.R. are buddies but I feel like by and large, if you’re really into Carroll or especially Trampled by Turtles, Bryan probably isn’t your thing? Maybe I’m wrong but the sales don’t seem to indicate that based on seat availability.

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The level of total disinterest in these shows at TU’s stadium is both hilarious and astounding to me but I guess it’s kinda like if you ask mom for Boys from Oklahoma and she tells you that there’s Boys from Oklahoma at home.

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How triggered is half of the United States by the Asian Mrs. Claus in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade right now

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No.

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Is this… football?

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Is this… football?

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I am in hell.