BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:
- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)
Daily affirmations:
- I’m not chopped
- my jumper is wet
- that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal
- my friends don’t hate me
- I will not miss fast break layups
- my fits are hard
music (the carti album) is a cheat code in the gym. been walking around yelling "SCYEAH" and setting personal records. just winked at my gym crush. haven't cleaned a single machine. my head hurts from nodding so much. i'm doing chest arms and legs in one session. shoutout carti