Mike Hawk

Mostly shitposting. Put in the work. Opinions are my own and reposts are not endorsements.

[Mike Hawk @TheMikeHawkTuah]

Sad.

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

Apple is making the Vision Pro related changes to prioritize new types of devices and how people are using the current product, plus to seemingly cut costs. Immersive videos cost millions of dollars per episode to create, while the device hasn’t resonated as a gaming machine.

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

Notice, without fail, in every single one of these videos- the mother has their nails done.

This seems small, but it’s not. It’s all a show. The whole fucking thing is a show.

[Rave Damsey @Lifeinvestmoney]

Just got keys to my new place:

- Free rent
- Free meals
- Get to read all day
- No job
- Unlimited sex

[aussie17 @_aussie17]

i wonder how many first trimester miscarriages occured due to this.

[Variety @Variety]

Paramount slams Mark Ruffalo's latest merger attack as "antisemitic."

"Words like ‘genocide’ and ‘apartheid,’ applied to a corporate transaction, aren’t just wrong — they’re a bridge too far, and they cheapen the very real suffering those words are meant to describe. This doesn’t deserve a response in kind — and to be clear, we don’t tolerate prejudice of any kind, against anyone.”

“This brings us to a moment to lower the temperature, not raise it. We’d rather build than further engage in such rhetoric. This simply exposes the true motivation of some who have advocated opposition to this transaction. On the other hand, our commitment to great content is matched by our commitment to acceptance – to every story, every storyteller, and no blacklists, no exceptions, for anyone.”

Earlier today, Ruffalo shared a video of Oracle’s executive vice chair Safra Catz boasting about the company’s efforts to "advance the agenda for the Israeli military" by making "really profoundly scary technology" available to them. He slammed the Ellison family's ties to Israel and their role in “what we now have come to see as a genocide” in Gaza, adding: "This is the company that Larry Ellison is using to fund his son David’s Warner Bros acquisition."

https://t.co/0vMh8DLr0f

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«I wish I knew this sooner»

[📹 jordan_the_stallion8]

[Stocktwits @Stocktwits]

Crypto bros this week

[ONLY in DADE @ONLYinDADE]

Peak Friday energy | #ONLYinDADE

[@jason @Jason]

I think the Bitcoin bump was a dead-cat bounce.

It's not hitting a new high any time soon.

There are more valuable things for individuals and institutions to own IMO.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Go right up to the bar
Order a vodka soda
Make 0 eye contact
Don’t say a word
Walk away and say “ she was bad ”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Laken Snelling just pleaded guilty to kiIIing her NEWBORN SON by suffocating him and stuffing his body into a trash bag.

She claims she was under "a lot of emotional distress"

Are deranged women going to support this child murderer too?

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This is a photo from the Lindsay Clancy crime scene

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Both what she said and the confident way she said it were retarded.

Quote of the day 🥇

[MONETARY MAYHEM @MONETARY_MAYHEM]

Hello darkness my old friend

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

BREAKING: Apple is largely eliminating its Vision Pro gaming team, scaling back its Vision Pro immersive video team and cutting jobs across both Siri and its Intelligence Systems Experience team in software engineering. https://t.co/gvwKuP8yyb

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂😂😂 nice try.

[Oli @WokeOli]

Wrote a book here’s my tits

[Arbitrage Andy @ArbitrageAndy1]

Woke up.

Magical internet coins are skyrocketing

Maybe the crowd calling for that perfect October bottom was a bit premature after all eh?