Brachyornithosaurus

"short bird lizard"• Actress • cactus enthusiast • Ghost type•

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

@Kaelohe @mellyfetelly

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

/didn't tell anyone I had an audition/

/is sad no one asked how said audition went/

/I hope I get a callback/

/gets callback/

/ewgodno/

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

When my friends call my boyfriend hot I'm always taken back for a sec because I'm so used to his stupid cute bean face by now I forget

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Why put actor, model, singer, dancer, writer, creator in your bio when you can just put unemployed?

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

I know a lot of things I do make me conventionally less attractive to people but🤷🏽‍♀️I like me, my bf likes me idk who else Im tryna impress

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

All my elementary school friends are drug dealers now

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

Me when I met kehlani 😂😩 my Snapchat was livid https://t.co/lX8oYHR6dS

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

When you have to set small goals to stay motivated and someone shits all over them

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

I've realized I'm either 'pee yourself laughing' funny or second hand embarrassment cringeworthy

there is no in between

[Mr. Jones @AdelesBabyDaddy]

me in the mirror vs me in pictures

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

I made two friends yesterday because we bonded over our severe depression and anxiety. Who says you can't make friends in college!

[Brachyornithosaurus @TheMilanosaurus]

@_delicateheart_ First of all ☝️💯it's called Back to School👏🏽👏🏽 AGAIN‼️🔂

Next you gon tell me that's better than Shaking at the High School hop

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

the day we collectively start respecting tobey maguire and what he did for us is the day we start making real progress in america https://t.co/xNB7ZLKvol

[✨always tired✨ @_delicateheart_]

I’m back for a second to say this:

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN #TeamTrixie or #TeamShangela

[Jesse McCartney @JesseMcCartney]

MASH was the real deal. Maybe if you wouldn’t have cheated…😏 https://t.co/LRiOrbpg1l

[Andre D Thompson @AndreDThompson]

Me leaving the pot in the sink because “it needs to soak”