Mancandy Montag

Northwest Iowa, The heartland a.k.a. God's Country. Just out here dazed and confused.

[Craig 🇺🇸 @CVDmarkets]

Why are GMOs bad but fake meat is good?

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@gdtwinkie Seems to have been covered. One important note is always check the fuel level before you hook it up and keep it full while it's running. Possibly talking from experience.

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@MBabak911 @TylerRutz No substitute for speed

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@MBabak911 @TylerRutz Was there an ACME fuckin Wile E. Coyote ramp there?

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@TylerRutz @MBabak911 But how in the fuck did it happen?

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

Sturgill Simpson on deck for afternoon.

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@vogeliowa @gdtwinkie I wouldn't even know how to respond to something like that. I dont think a blank stare and head at an angle like a confused dog would be enough.

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@gdtwinkie @vogeliowa You fired me up a bit. How about people saying "LeTs PIcK CorN." And then be in a combine. If you ain't running a corn picker, picking legit ear corn, the only thing your pickin is a fight with this backwards ass old school farm kid. #RantOver

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

Republicans and Democrats "play fight" for the cameras, then they roll around in the hay together in the back rooms of the Capital Building as they drink cocktails and laugh at We The People. They consider us nothing more than cattle at this point.

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

@gdtwinkie I've won a couple games of monopoly before so I'm basically a certified investor.

[Cloyd Rivers Burns @CloydRiversBurn]

Merica.

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

One minute my dog will want all the attention in the world....the next I'll go to pet him and he will literally give me the side eye that basically says "Mother fucker, keep your hands to yourself."

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Oh my god... I LOVE THIS

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Life goals. Merica.

[There is no Dane there is only Zuul @dane_berggren]

I don't need to be a millionaire or billionaire, I just want to be "send the combine to the dealer for yearly service" rich

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

"Wanna go check out that new massage parlor?" - Robert Kraft

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Best caption wins some merch 😂😂

[Mancandy Montag @TheMilkMan58]

Spent like 15 minutes looking for my keys this morning. They were in the pocket of my jeans that I was wearing. I think I should have just gone back to bed.