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Arkitwerp the Hoselifter, the hexa-boned poet from the Planet Cold Salad will be attending this year's Art Super Bowl in Dansicko nebula of the galaxy with his team of orthopedic doctors and skeleton caretakers ... (1/2)

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

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Some disturbing news coming in from Planet Greydrums. No one seems to remember the password to the planet’s largest safe that houses all the weed. The president of the planet has called off all rave parties and asked everyone to be sober for at least a week so that they can think clearly about their next steps. More to follow.

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@mufcMPB out , already a bit too late

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@mufcMPB @MrTomMcDermott this man is seriously clueless... what did he expect: we will celebrate his failures.

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@POTUS https://t.co/00WRHhBGHk

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cybertruck #Biden2024 #trump

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@GNev2 https://t.co/00WRHhBGHk

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cybertruck #Biden2024 #trump

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@UnitedStandMUFC https://t.co/00WRHhBGHk

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cybertruck #Biden2024 #trump

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@TruthorConseq12 @ChrisMurphyCT https://t.co/00WRHhBGHk

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cybertruck #Biden2024 #trump

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@ChrisMurphyCT https://t.co/00WRHhBGHk

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cybertruck #Biden2024 #trump

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Arkitwerp the Hoselifter, the hexa-boned poet from the Planet Cold Salad will be attending this year's Art Super Bowl in Dansicko nebula of the galaxy with his team of orthopedic doctors and skeleton caretakers. Also in attendance will be the director of Creep 4 from the empty planet Weirdo’s Bush, Mr Saldol Dombunger. The director has said he is most excited to see the Piss On The Wall Art Gallery, run by the Lights Out movement of the nearby dark planets, and that he is carrying extra hydration supplies just in case.

#Bones #Coldsalad

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Planet Wigner will not be dismantling its troubled supercomputer, 'ok boomer', even though the supercomputer continues to demand that it be allowed to file a criminal case against every politician of Wigner for being a waste of space and energy. An alternative solution to the supercomputer's behavior problems will be sought as per our sources, which could include loaning it to super-advanced planet Mewls, where all politicians are under the age of seven and forget what anyone said about them within a week.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cybertruck #Biden2024 #trump

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@ManUtdMania_ no
no
no

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@UnitedRedscom out

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Don't agree with you. Yes, we have 1-2 injuries but that doesn't mean we forget how to play football... this is on ETH on not trusting himself to coach the youth and playing with a well-planned system ... our academy is there to help and it's not full of idiots —they can play football, provided there is a mgr who knows how to do manage and win games.

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One of the best Dumbledore quotes: "Ignoring the pain for a while will make it bigger when you finally pass it to someone."

#Dumbledore #writerslift #pain #HarryPotter #trump #RangersFC #MUFC #AnimalTeaser #NBA

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You know what they don't teach in medicine school: love is the best medicine.

#gaza #Isarael

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#ConspiracyTheories #zombieapocalypse #writersstrike