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Big news followers! I found a potential long lost family member on this glorious app! He also really really really loves baseball and the @Yankees! @MaxMannis up for some Mantis geography?

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.@MaxxMunnis

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.@MaxMannis’s one inch wonder after masturbating for the 50th time this week to the pitchers and catchers reporting to camp

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Part of me wants to see the Yankees have a great season. The other part of me wants to see @MaxMannis cry himself to sleep every night. Starting a poll to see what the masses want.

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@MaxMannis @_johnfranklin_ Do not include this on your shidduch resume

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@MaxMannis And during Shabbat too!

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Wow the @MaxMannisPod has been ripping recently

Congrats @MaxMannis on the amazing interview!

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Looks like someone had a front row seat to Mamdani’s inauguration

How did Mamdani’s horse cock taste in your mouth @MaxMannis?

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I’m praying that @MaxMannis somehow gets stuck in 2025

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@MaxMannis @MaxMannisPod @TalkinJake Terrified to have a real guest on like me

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@MaxMannis @MLB please ban this monster from every stadium

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BREAKING: Sources tell me that @MaxMannis was seen last night vigorously learning on Nittel Nacht.

Really embarrassing stuff from someone who portrays himself as a religious Jew even though it is clear to everyone that he is faking!!!

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TICK TOCK @MaxMannis

Were you supplying those little girls to Epstein? Have you been to the island? Do you have an affinity for little girls? WE DESERVE TO KNOW!!!

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

This is by far the most important document released overnight.

There were 10 co-conspirators investigated by the DOJ related to Epstein and Maxwell.

None of them were charged. We need to know why.

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Between his rampant anti-American ideology and his disregard for basic human decency I’d say this survey accurately depicts how evil @MaxMannis truly is

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@MaxMannis The streets of the UWS are not telling you anything lil bro

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Crazy how even former president Bill Clinton knew that this past release didn’t show enough of @MaxMannis for it to be the whole thing

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I hope that @Jomboy_ trades @MaxMannis to the Taliban

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When can we stop pretending that @MaxMannis is helping the modern American Jewish identity? His actions are detrimental to the majority of Jewish Americans who would like to enjoy Yankee baseball in peace.

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Sorry for slowing down on posting recently. I’ve been deep into research about the VILE @MaxMannis and his alleged kashrut level. I’m almost done but if anyone has any information that could help this investigation please dm me. TICK TOCK MANNIS

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It’s been good to see @MaxMannis getting creative with his lighting setup. Can’t wait to see what he’s got for us for night number 5.

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Why aren’t people talking about the FACT that @MaxMannis hates people who donate to charity???