The Groundhogs Day Grinch

Φ K Ψ. Coming to you live from the mind of Razz.

[The Groundhogs Day Grinch @TheMindOfRazz]

"Your life is my worst nightmare" -Rob to me

[The Groundhogs Day Grinch @TheMindOfRazz]

@Schmied820 You wish Jason Kelce would shove you like that

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

PHI 25 - 11 TB
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1078th unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

[The Groundhogs Day Grinch @TheMindOfRazz]

@Schmied820 Indeed Andrew

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

The Salvation Army hates gay people so Batman had to take matters into his own hands for justice

[The Groundhogs Day Grinch @TheMindOfRazz]

@ChoomGangx3 He fucked your mom didn't he.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win one of these limited edition A Philly Special Christmas albums signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #ProBowlVote

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

disney sources telling me chapek is out because he told pixar the asses were getting too big. insiders say iger is promising even bigger asses

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[The Groundhogs Day Grinch @TheMindOfRazz]

@a_w_dang Cuz we're on fire

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Democrats are outraged that human beings were trafficked as a political stunt. Republicans are outraged that a black woman played a flute. any questions

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“Don’t call us fascists!”

[The Groundhogs Day Grinch @TheMindOfRazz]

LFGOOO

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Eagles have traded WR Jalen Reagor to the Vikings for a 7th round pick in 2023 and a conditional 4th round pick in 2024 that would change to a 5th if certain statistical marks are not met.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

When the FBI reopened its case against Hillary Clinton for allegedly mishandling government records, with just 11 days to go till the 2016 election, not a single liberal threatened violence or civil war.

[Mike Walker @New_Narrative]

“After calling for Hillary Clinton to be jailed, in 2018 Trump signed a law that stiffened the penalty for the unauthorized removal and retention of classified documents from one year to five years, turning it into a felony offense”

https://t.co/a1axPvz7nb

[Brenden Peddigree @BrendenP_NFL]

A man and his cat at #Eagles training camp

[erin chack @ErinChack]

america is wrong about everything except fahrenheit. farenheit is the correct way to measure temperature. fahrenheit is like "man, it's so hot out. it's gotta be like.......100 hots."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Tries To Back Out Of Twitter Deal By Deleting App From Phone https://t.co/3Y6IJqxxn8