Nicole M

“Master” cat of Horn.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Oops took a three hour nap...

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[loud crashing sounds]

Me: What are you doing?!

5-year-old: Practicing.

Me: Practicing what?

5: Making noise.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

“It’s 100% better!

... but not 100% great...”

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Wanna try this bath bomb?

Ew no. Not particularly.

It’s called “zen”.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

“Lavender scent can be calming.”

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

I have never had a night recital before. What do you do all day?

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Recital.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Friends: You should put some blush on!

Me:

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Husband: A man who is completely and 100% capable of doing his own dang laundry.

“Where are all my clothes?! I have no clothes! Why are the clothes gone??”

I have ruined him.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Just had an idea for a dissertation that narrows down my original idea into something workable!!

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Do I really want to take Applied Counterpoint this summer? It’s been like six years since my last counterpoint class...

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

@AMarsh115 If you see me running, you better follow because something is coming.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

My man is home and sick and therefore I will provide food and comfort to him so he can return to full strength.

I’m making pancakes for dinner.

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

"I worked very hard for it" is the worst possible justification for being a billionaire. You know who works very hard? Single mothers working two minimum wage jobs with just-in-time scheduling and a bus commute.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Can you get me a snack?

Me: I'm not feeling well.

5: That doesn't make me not hungry.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Hey #Facebook I don’t need your fear mongering about this. How about advertising flu vaccines or something actually useful to my area?

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Update: I love my man.

From afar.

Because he’s sick.

So he’s staying at his parents’ for the night.

I miss him!

Just not his germs.

I do miss his cooking though...

I ate a whole box of mac and cheese for dinner. The chicken tacos are a forgotten dream.

Recital is coming.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Husband finally comes home tonight!! He is sick. It is contagious.

Recital in four days.

How do kindly tell him to not come home?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: I'm soooooo hungry.

Me: Great. I'm making dinner right now.

7: I'm only hungry for chocolate.

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

Just anilhilated a box of mac and cheese.

They were cauliflower noodles?

[Nicole M @TheMinneyCat]

@stopitgraham Seriously thinking about it!!