Merlin

Throwing in the most unnecessary two cents you've ever seen.

[Merlin @TheMionius]

@helislovescats @GardenSocialist I do trust wikipedia, thank you for actually sending sources to read :]

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@_celia_bedelia_ His genius is beyond that of most men.

He needs a tacticool hat to go along with them.

[Merlin @TheMionius]

@helislovescats @GardenSocialist I mean this very politely, but from an outside perspective, it just sounds like the same thought process as when people say that sounding sophisticated means sounding white, which is also wrong. But if you want to share some sources on aave history, I wouldn't mind learning :>

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@slitherwinglove Does your dad have any history you didn't share or is your mom an oddball?

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@MRupierre @theserfstv So it's being put back into the economy?

[Merlin @TheMionius]

If your fuckass car is blinding me from more than half a kilometer away, I'm swerving into your lane at the last second.

[BROTHER LOBO 🐺⚔️ @ellobosalvaje]

I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!

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My balls are evaluated way higher than that

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

SpaceX Valuation Hits $2.69 Trillion, Surpassing Canada's Entire GDP

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@Pyonnii_VT Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof?Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof? Proof?

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I need a way to get every single porn addict off my timeline

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Bloke just called his partner on the train and when she answered he said ‘have you been running’

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@justkirbi @Pyonnii_VT So is tax fraud but nothing is stopping you

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Ketamine's genuinely got this man's brain fucked up beyond all repair

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

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@nAnomaly97 @FluffElena @eggnoggies @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks When you go to the steam store it says it's been 23 months since last update.

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@FluffElena @eggnoggies @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks It did and it was abandoned, not just doing badly, it literally doesn't have devs at all anymore.

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@ironmouse Ironman triathlon when?

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@Clif1956 @southside_mafs I'm certain that a few more things are said than that

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@thetheoristv3 @Truthicon01 Which one?

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@emothugshawty You're really just gonna forget the occasional drugs like that?

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@Kukukachoo62 @PowerstrokeChad Crazy how irrelevant this becomes if you're funny and considerate

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@Only21M_Coins @warrensbuffet2 If a better cable is invented, they will simply introduce legislation that says 'USB-C on (whatever product) to be replaced by (better cable) by (deadline)'

Simple as.

[Merlin @TheMionius]

@Needtogetalyf Sounds rough, how has life been since?