Justin Tyrrell

tweet like no one's following

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

been using the internet for 25 years and still the only website i respect is wikipedia

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

hold up so a wooly mammoth is not some big ass sheep

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

@Scotterybarn they call this The Arrested Development Phenomenon

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a 700 year old carving on the ceiling of all saints church in hereford, england

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

@LADWP @PartyPupils Power still out, Highland Park. 90042. Roble Ave between 64th and 66th

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

stupid q but kinda important: am i supposed to be collecting rent from thoughts

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

hey doc is this about how many alcoholic beverages i have a week or you wanting an invite

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

ok i give up it seems like literally nothing is a monolith

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

this sounds like a jennifer aniston character struggling to be clever

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

i don’t love ANYTHING as much as joe manchin loves the filibuster

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

It dawned on me today that when my son wants to talk about Pokémon, he doesn't *really* want to talk about Pokémon. What he wants is to share his excitement and knowledge. What he wants is to bond with his dad. What he wants is quality time together. Still, it's a hard no.

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

Wtf am I even looking at?

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

so witches are women, but a witch doctor we just ASSUME is a man

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

when authors get sick of hearing that a picture is worth a thousand words

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

No and we honestly didn’t think we’d have to run this account this long

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

not to blow my own horn here but do you have a tuba

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

late to the game on this but that song dancing queen is pure fire

[Justin Tyrrell @TheMockingJ]

“I tend to overthink things” is a great humblebrag

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

JFK is one of the only people ever to become a convertible while riding in a convertible