Bette

Regal ass hillbilly. Just the mommy next door.

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

Let’s make a calendar where the models look worse as the year goes on so I feel like I’m progressing in my fitness goals

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@AOC 😂

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@thatdumbgiraffe I look like this and definitely can cook 🙄😂

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@Thegoldenone171 Weenies don't count. I always care what you have to say because you're right usually.

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

Twitter is great if you like grown men who are still obsessed with wrestling to think anyone cares about what they have to say

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@FlanneryKym @PoleSnail True. You're going to sew my shirt back together after I whoop ya 💪🏼😂

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@RoundWorldDeath I can't argue that!

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

It’s very strange to be in a house full of children while simultaneously feeling horribly alone. Life is a real bitch sometimes. Anyway, here’s a meme.😂

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@FlanneryKym @PoleSnail Hell yeah

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
But mostly bitch, I've discovered

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@Brandoniskewlig It's ok I still rip my top off Hulkamania style every night

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@SiftingIs I'd wipe him with a baby wipe before I let him sit on my couch. Putin, too.

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@jawesomeberg @BadBeeinjail I can't wait for my kids to tell their grandkids about how they used mediocre dance moves to win wars 😂😭

[Jason 🛸 @jawesomeberg]

It's not looking good.

[Bette @TheMockingMama]

@prodchuckie 🥳🥳🥳