Mo. Lifts Heavy Things.

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[Mo. Lifts Heavy Things. @TheMolicious]

@defense_of_fam My LDS Religions of the World Institute class was my favorite. We’re encouraged to learn about our neighbors to better love them. Doesn’t mean everyone does though 🙃

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@latterdaylaura @FiredUpCoug Ooooooh! I served a mission in Tahiti (no hot chocolate) but Tim tam slams was the only way to make our boxed milk drinkable 😂

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@ToddLlewellyn Never say no! The yes-es build the greatest memories. Teach me how to say yes more 😂😂😂

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

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@latterdaylaura Homemade build yourself Chipotle. Chicken, rice, beans, guacamole, lettuce, tortillas, salsa.

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

VIVA LAS FREAKING VEGAS ✨

THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS HAVE A 3-0 SERIES LEAD IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINAL!!!!!!!

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@Latterdaytruth Tahiti, Papeete
The inside has absolutely incredible carvings & art. Definitely do a session if you’re able to.

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@jackson5payne My uncle is one of the waiters of the infamous owl scene. 😂 I grew up watching that movie just to find him.

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@BombshellCole My grandma was the “hood” granny. She lives in a very small farm town in Utah where my gpa was a teacher. Last month she was telling me how she’d charge $2.50 a week per kid or $4 total for siblings. They got 3 meals, preschool education, her huge backyard and love/safety.

[Daniel Berk @danielcberk]

Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm.

Insane that I can’t do this already.

My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana.

@Spotify please fix this.

[Mo. Lifts Heavy Things. @TheMolicious]

Just got asked for train directions in Munich. My good sir, I myself have no idea where I’m going. #guessilookgerman #jeneparlepas #sprechenorsomething

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@ThrillaRilla369 Yes! All of them actually. :) my great grandpa was even able to meet my daughter before he passed, his great great granddaughter. (No, I was not 16 and pregnant, I was 25 😂)

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@ToddLlewellyn Disney has a funny way of immediately healing kids. Then the parents get sick for a month once you get home. 😂

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@lady_valor_07 A crumpled bandaid you found in an old purse/coat/give to you by a child

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Queen Esther stood up for the Jewish people not because she was unafraid, but because she chose courage over complicity.

Purim isn’t just a reminder to our enemies of the Jewish people’s strength.

It’s a reminder to ourselves that hiding won’t conquer hate.

[No one person. @Pablola714]

@otokyo Be careful what you get good at, you just might have to do it for the rest of your life.

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@Jeremy_Aussie @Latterdaytruth Iaorana!! ❤️❤️

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@Latterdaytruth 12 weeks. Tahitian & French. Yes, missionaries spoke both.

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Thinking about the *peak* Twilight phase where my friends and I drug our boyfriends to the midnight showing in our small town. We were 2 hours early. Nobody else came.

[Daniel Kaplan @KaplanSportsBiz]

All that’s left is to see if Pats are the first team shutout in a Super Bowl.