Phyllis the Cow

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COW FACT: 3-5 years ago you followed a cow fact twitter account.

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COW FACT: 🇲🇽 Mexico forbids the import of cows older than 30 months. My cow passport is not stamped. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows were used as currency as early as 9000 BC. One Cow was worth two chickens. This explains everything @ChickfilA #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows have ~22,000 genes and 80% of their genes are shared with humans. I hope the humans wash them before sharing. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: There are 1.4 billion cattle in the world, and none of them support Donald Trump. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows assert their dominance through non-aggressive behaviors with no physical contact. Just like human road rage! #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Newborn cows weigh 55-99lbs. Fair warning, search results for "cow birth" on google images cannot be unseen. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows swallow their food whole, find a quiet place to eat then regurgitate and chew later. Gotta eat my burritos in peace. 🌯🐄

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COW FACT: Cows use their right eye to look at familiar things and left for unfamiliar. Chocolate milk gets the left eye. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: A 1,600 pound cow bites roughly 30 square inches of plants at a time. That's 3 iPhones per bite! Delicious. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows have been domesticated by humans since 10,000 BC. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: There are 135,000 more cows in Hawaii than there are in Rhode Island. #themoreyoucow

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COW FACT: According to the USDA the milk cow census decreases in the US by 2,800 / year; meaning at least 8 cows died since my last tweet.

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COW FACT: Cows do not in fact eat at chicken restaurants. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Brown cows sometimes dress in Holstein outfits to try and fit in with the herd. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows that live in the northern hemisphere are more likely to be from Ohio. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT CORRECTION: Service cows may be allowed through TSA checkpoints. #CowEquality #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Cows are not permitted through TSA checkpoints at airports. #TheMoreYouCow #CowRights

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COW FACT: Cows have 32 teeth. Except redneck cows. #TheMoreYouCow

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COW FACT: Contrary to popular belief, cows do NOT get weekends off.. #everydayismonday #themoreyoucow