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Michigan State Grad. Rugers mom.

[Alana Mastrangelo @ARmastrangelo]

Leftist: I’m pro choice

Me: Can I choose my health care?

Leftist: No

Me: Can I choose my method of self-defense?

Leftist: No

Me: Can I choose how my money gets spent?

Leftist: No

Me: Then what can I choose?

Leftist: You can choose to kill a baby in the womb after 9 months

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Missing opening day has made me so depressed I need to put my xmas tree up asap to feel better

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

My dog and I falling asleep in the chair watching jeopardy...I don't remember turning 80?

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

5 years later my hair is finally recovering from the 'dark ages' once you go black it is really hard to go back!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My brain is so effed.

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

When people ask me what I want for Christmas...pay a bill i have enough for everyone. I'll even wrap it for you.🙄#lifeisexpensive

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Since we got here 2 days ago Calvin has already found 3 trucks he wants to buy and hunting property to lease. 😳

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

@a_flynnbot We tried that but couldn't get it past the outdoor seal on the door!

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Nothing like taking a saw to your door knob because all the keys are locked inside and windows are locked. 😅😅😅

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Getting out of my treestand at 8:45 to go run a 5k for fun...where did I go wrong in life. 😭

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

@_Brooke92_ Ugh I wish it was only that long. I do not miss it!

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Anyone else's grandma call them repeatedly and it's never an emergency lol #panic

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Not ashamed I joined PF again 💁🏼

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Still carry the dog up to bed when she falls asleep downstairs and she's almost a year old 😂

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

I am uncomfortable with all the lady bugs EVERYWHERE... #frostplease ❄️

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Been running lately and I've noticed the people around here love to booze cruise with natty light and mini fireball shots. #classycoleman

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

Some days I don't miss a beat and some days I put my underwear on inside-out 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ⓜ️ @TheMorgy]

19 was so fun. I wanna be 19 again. I was just stupid enough but not a complete idiot. 😂 #Facebookmemories