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“𝒮𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒”

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

PM Modi also personally supervised the NEET paper leak.

[Amit Behere @_amitbehere]

Dharmesh Pradhan ch***ya hain, Army will handle exams.

Sitharaman ch**ya hain, Army will handle budget.

Vaisnaw ch**ya hain, Army will handle railways, IT and reels.

Shah ch**ya hain, Army will handle riots (err, I mean home ministry).

Modi ch**ya hain, Army will handle PMO.

Bhai, India is going to become more Pakistan than Pakistan very soon ...!!! 😂😂😂😂

[marui @maruimita1]

Black and Red Nails 🥀

[Sunny 🇵🇸 @Onestlybrutal]

we don't shame BJP and its supporters enough

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

CBSE - Destroyed
UGC - Destroyed
NEET UG - Destroyed
NEET PG - Destroyed

It’s high time the Education Minister resign from the post.

This is a matter concerning the future of billions of students.

[Narundar @NarundarM]

In old India, kids used to get report cards.

In new India, they get Pakistani citizenship for questioning a minister.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Students who ask about board exams, journalists, neet college kids, Gen Z, artists, comedians, businessmen, dog lovers, anyone who questions governance….according to twitter all these people are secretly Pakistani :-) Right wing twitter brain, one massive reverse Durandhar 🤷‍♂️

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

THIS IS PEAK WHATABOUTERY 🔥

REPORTER: Why should Norway trust India when fundamental rights are being violated?

MEA: We have Gandhi, ancient civilisation, and a Constitution that guarantees fundamental rights.

REPORTER 🎯: Exactly. I know India has fundamental rights. That is why I asked about violations.

MEA: If rights are violated, people can go to court. 😐

REPORTER: That’s the point. Why are people forced to go to court for basic rights?

MEA: It’s my press conference. I will decide.

REPORTER: When will PM take free questions from the press?

MEA: Next question.

[Srivatsa @srivatsayb]

The real reason Modi went to Norway:

May 15, 2024: Norway’s sovereign wealth fund excluded Adani Ports and Special Economic Zone from its investment universe.

February 27, 2026: The same fund excluded Adani Green Energy citing concerns linked to fraud and financial crime.

May 18, 2026: PM Narendra Modi visited Norway - the first visit by an Indian PM in 43 years.

LOP Rahul Gandhi’s has now said that Modi has made a personal request to remove Adani from their pension fund’s blacklist.

India’s foreign policy must serve the national interest. But for our PM, it’s a recovery mission for one corporate group.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

[Celestara @celestaracosmos]

"Let the beauty of what you love be what you do."
- Rumi

Which Rumi's quote do you like the most?

[Celestara @celestaracosmos]

"Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself."
- Rumi

[Sally Sagiterrorist 😈 @hairaconda]

Zendaya telling him it’s ok and him about to rip apart the paparazzi. romance writers get your pens !!!

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“Your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

Me in my 20s:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

sleeping without alarm and without plans