MorrisonsCatBelper

I'm just the cat from mogo's in Belper

[MorrisonsCatBelper @TheMorrisonsCat]

Me: who’s a good boy?
Dog: ME ME MEMEME I AM I’M A GOOD BOY ME YES ME YES YES YES
Cat: *removes one earbud* what

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At mogo's in #Belper there is a sign next to iceberg lettuce's say 'only two per customer' #iceberggate #vegetablegate

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@bluemozza a long time to ensure it was purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!

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It's #payday for most people this weekend so avoid mogo's 😏😎😹😹😂😂👍🏻🙅🏼‍♂️

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Here comes the night shift...late as always! But at least they give me a fuss on their fag break!

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I'm gonna take a wander down to @GTFishandChips to see if they have any leftovers...

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Mogo's trolley duty boy is slacking tonight
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I call this my chicken leg yoga position @thecatreviewer 😹😹😹

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Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
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Winter has its upside...the mogo's staff salt the car park which in turn seasons the rodents! 🐀😹😹😹😹

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I'll be glad when it's payday - it's bloody dead down mogo's

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@foxxweb feck knows ask a human - I'm just a cat i eat dead sparrows

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Someone just tied their dog up up outside mogo's- bloody cheek - actually the mongrel is quite nice - shame about the owner!

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You should check at #theloft #belper some well swanky people going in there!

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Just had a butchers at the meat and poultry isles....if you like turkey, it's going well cheap! #belper

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#DryJanuary my arse the wine is selling well, very well down mogo's tonight... cheers