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Absolutely fuming.
Brighton and Hove Albion.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Far too much emphasis is placed on whether the glass is half full or half empty.

The more important question is:

What the fuck is in the glass?

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

@johnnycantor_ It's just an appalling way to treat a human being JC. Not even a basic level of respect shown by the United hierarchy.

The United fans recognise where the blame lies, at least.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself.

In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand.

But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Fucking ugly.

Dreadful in possession in the last 20 minutes, but rarely looked liked conceding.

Take the win, and move on.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Not setting the world on fire tonight.

But keep the clean sheet, bring on reinforcements, and win ugly if necessary.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Update: he's just a cunt.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

I wouldn't like to accuse the ref of being a homer, but it does look like a seagull may have shat in his cornflakes at some time.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Georginio's passing tonight has been on a par with Stevie Wonder trying to pass a balloon in a wind tunnel.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

I wouldn't like to accuse the ref of being a homer, but it does look like a seagull may have shat in his cornflakes at some time.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Not setting the world on fire tonight.

But keep the clean sheet, bring on reinforcements, and win ugly if necessary.

[The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod]

🗣️ "The level of coaching, I've not really seen anything like that before."

Paul Scholes was blown away after watching Fabian Hürzeler and his Brighton coaching staff put the players through their paces! 👏

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Kaoru Mitoma - is it time to file a missing person report?

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Marvellous result. Rode their luck a little today, but then they were luckless on Wednesday. From the two away league fixtures against Liverpool and City, you'd happily take three points and run back home.

Bravo Albion!

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

You get the impression that if Albion are to take a first win at City, it'll probably need to be a somewhat fortuitous effort rather than a result of their best football.

Certainly, luck will be needed if they're just going to keep carelessly handing them possession.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Stop. Giving. Them. The. Fucking. Ball.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

You get the impression that if Albion are to take a first win at City, it'll probably need to be a somewhat fortuitous effort rather than a result of their best football.

Certainly, luck will be needed if they're just going to keep carelessly handing them possession.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

I'm absolutely not commenting on any current unpleasant stories involving certain "celebrities", but would make one general observation:

It would be really beneficial if we could lock up serial sex offenders much earlier in their chosen profession of abusing multiple victims.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

And swiftly demonstrated that he could neither sing nor play guitar.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

18 years ago Jay-Z became the first rapper to headline Glastonbury & trolled Oasis when they said rap had no place there. He came on stage playing their song Wonderwall & then flipped it into 99 Problems and destroyed the stage 😭

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

@barneyronay It's sort of funny. But I wouldn't walk to the post office for a bloke that tried to motivate me like that, never mind running through brick walls.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Is it normal to sign a player on loan who "needs time"?

[BBC Sport Sussex @BBCSussexSport]

🗣️ "PLEASE, it's so important we give the players time."

🔵 Fabian Hurzeler on Promise David 🇨🇦 #bhafc

🎧 https://t.co/zL5JFsotXy

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

@Brian__Owen Bitterly disappointing indeed. Another opportunity was knocking on Albion's door, but instead of letting it in, they hid behind the sofa.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Three of the five consecutive away games played. Two defeats and one draw.

Still, mustn't grumble.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Fucked it up.

Standard.

[Grumpy @TheMrGrumpy]

Conceded control as soon as Doku came on. No idea what the substitutions are doing either, unless Hurzeler has just put all his eggs in the penalties basket.