Mr. Houston

You become what you think about. |Art Director|Producer and Screenwriter | He/Him/TheWorldIsHis

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

DMFD

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Every single time I thought it was…it wasn’t

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

@Haileynicholl Haha putting the screen shot is hilarious…but yes exactly

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

How come when you are going through something everybody always things it has something to do with relationships or love??…if there is one thing I have under control it’s that.

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

@ShyJoy16 PROTECT YOUR NECK!

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Willy G getting MVP chants in Dallas #Howboutdemcowboys #wedemboys

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Bro shitting on a plane is the criminal thing you can do…

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

@TZIMMMM Bahahaha boy go on somewhere

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

Art imitates life.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Good sex and ice baths cure depression

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Me after I clean my cats litter box

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Had a Medusa dream last night…might write a film

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Paul Pierce opens up about viral stripper video:

“I was at my boys birthday party, playing poker and it was girls just dancing… alcohol… a lot of alcohol… Yeah, I lost my job at ESPN over it. You know, we all made some mistakes. Maybe I wouldn’t be on Mars if that didn’t happen. See? things happen for a reason.”

(via Stars on Mars, @FOXTV)

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

“That’s called whoopin yo ass” hahaha

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Store owner didn’t become the victim that day 🤣

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Part of me hopes you still cry to artists I showed you…not because you’re sad, but because the memories are so beautiful.

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

I’m bout to go get lost in a conspiracy theory? Y’all need anything?

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

Bro when you tell someone that you don’t like ghosting and they ghost you, it feels so intentional 😂

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

I’m at this super cool point in my life where I want everyone to leave me tf alone🙂

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

I will never not have a great time in Miami

[Mr. Houston @TheMrHouston]

I’m gonna come out and say it…I did not deserve my ex