Mrs Red Beard

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The U.S. Senate just passed the COVID-19 Hate Crimes Act to fight hate crimes against Asian-Americans.
The vote was 94-1.
The 1 was Josh Hawley.
I cannot stress this enough: Josh Hawley's office number is [phone].

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Watch this. Trust me.

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT or just tweet “I need a #FluffyVW t-shirt in my life” for ur chance to WIN. These r NOT for sale. U can only win one 😁

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

Hey Northerners, I know we've been getting these jokes off but with the rolling blackouts we should probably help people in Texas etc figure out how to stay warm when their indoor temps drop. Layers, blankets, human cuddle puddles all the tips you have on hand.

[NBC News NOW @NBCNewsNow]

FULL AMANDA GORMAN POEM:

“We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one ... There is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it. If only we’re brave enough to be it.”

The 22-year-old is the youngest inaugural poet in U.S. history:

[Governor Kate Brown @OregonGovBrown]

Last night, I received disturbing news, confirmed to me directly by General Perna of Operation Warp Speed: States will not be receiving increased shipments of vaccines from the national stockpile next week, because there is no federal reserve of doses.

[Josh @FLITTER]

can’t stop thinking about this horizontally cut bread

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

NEW! #AnatomyofCapitolAttack TURN SOUND ON!

I submit this video as evidence in the Impeachment of Donald Trump.

Donald Trump engaged in "violent, deadly and seditious acts" which betrayed his trust as President and endangered the security of the United States.

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

If you guys are fans of my @netflix series #MrIglesias please help me tell everyone to watch it Dec 8.

[Mrs Red Beard @TheMrsRedBeard]

Hey #GabrielIglesias can I please have a signed 1 of 20 Halloween Funko?

[a 🍥 eras sg n2/4/5/6 @lvcidly]

🌟 PAGODA GIVEAWAY 🌟

ONE (1) winner will receive the three pagodas pictured ‼️

RULES:
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💞 RT this tweet

ENDS IN 12 HOURS

#acnhgiveaway #dodocode #acnhgiveaways #animalcrossing

[Mrs Red Beard @TheMrsRedBeard]

@moencat Mine broke too! What's up with that?

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Good Omens the book is 30. This is our present to all of you. It's to make people happy, because too many of us are sad. #GoodOmens30
https://t.co/3q4FVnj3tq

[Greg James @gregjames]

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

PLAYOFF ACCEPTED!
Here’s “Everything’s Alright” from Jesus Christ Superstar.
Your move, @OfficialALW,
aka A-L Dubs.
(And of course, imagine a red bucket on this piano labeled https://t.co/d5YxoarPgB)

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: In the face of Coronavirus, 15 health care leaders and I have published an open letter in @USATODAY with an urgent, life-saving message for all Americans, state & local leaders & our health care workforce.

#StayHome

https://t.co/UkASCu9ngf

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The National Archives acknowledged it made multiple alterations to the photo of the 2017 Women's March showcased at the museum, blurring signs held by marchers that were critical of Trump. Words on signs that referenced women's anatomy were also blurred. https://t.co/w0AVSWk8HJ

[Sen. Danica Roem @pwcdanica]

My challenger doesn't think I have enough small-dollar donations this cycle.
:(
If only there was something my supporters could do about that, something between $1-$100 that could help me win re-election this Nov. 5....
https://t.co/f9xM33GyA1

[Mrs Red Beard @TheMrsRedBeard]

@officedepot hey why the hell are you using 3rd party shipping for a damn chair!? I ordered it on August 6th and received a letter from Saia shipping today, August 19th for delivery. It should have been here 2 weeks ago! Reminder to just use Amazon in the future! Terrible service

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT 4 ur chance to WIN a #GabrielIglesias signed @OriginalFunko #FluffyPOP & don’t miss this FREE preview of my @Netflix show #MrIglesias https://t.co/j6lRYjM95T 👈🏼