The Muggle Struggle

The struggles of a wanna-be wizard.

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I thought I found a portkey once. Turns out it was a homeless guy's boot. Also, it was his cereal bowl. #TheMuggle

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I'd let Hermione punch me. #TheMuggle

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Whenever I look in my mirror I just see how ugly I am. #TheMuggle

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Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans actually exist! #MuggleSuccess

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The scar I have that everyone wants to see is on my ass. #TheMuggle

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The only time I get massive amounts of letters is when I forget to pay my credit card bills. #TheMuggle

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I can't use magic to mess with my fat, annoying, spoiled cousin. #TheMuggle

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Harry Potter marathon today. Stand by for Muggle struggles. #TheMuggle

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If I had a necklace with an hour glass on it I'd get called a hipster. #TheMuggle

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Sometimes I imagine my books being able to eat my hand so I don't have to study. #TheMuggle

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Accio remote!....... damn. #TheMuggle

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#TheSecretToLifeIs pretending to be a wizard.

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I never got a chance to meet Cedric Diggory. #TheMuggle

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I've looked for a dentist with the last name Granger over and over but can't find one. #TheMuggle

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I've broken my nose numerous times running into brick walls at train stations. #TheMuggle

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It doesn't matter to me if it's Wingardium levioSAH or Wingardium leviOHsa. I can't do magic. #TheMuggle

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Thanks for the follow, muggles! Send me some muggle struggles to tweet! I'll credit you in my tweets! #TheMuggle #TheMuggleStruggle

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My grandfather calls his member "The Elder Wand". #TheMuggle

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Thank goodness my mom doesn't have a clock that shows where I am at all times. #MuggleSuccess

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"LUMOS!" (Looks for flashlight app on smart phone) #TheMuggle