Muppet News

THIS IS AN MUPPET NEWS FLASH! Parody Account - 2 time Muppy award loser

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Count Von Count has scammed the credit card numbers out of millions

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

dracula: I am count dracula. I have killed and drank the blood of millions

me: we have a puppet based on you that fucking loves numbers

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Hi-ho, everyone! I'd like to know more about all of you. Go ahead, tell me something I might not know! When's your birthday, what's your favorite color, what’s your mother’s maiden name, what’s your credit card number and the three digits on the back?

[Bulldoozer @Bulldoozerbrick]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED.😊

LEGO Ideas has finally allowed me to submit my design for a Muppet Show set. I’ve been trying to get this set made since for 6 six years now.

Please, please, please help me make The Muppet Show a real LEGO set. Vote now at https://t.co/uP1CIZsqbc

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Page is coming back from hiatus but we lost the original banner so ig we’re keeping the Alf banner?

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Help what do we do?

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Make sure you eat a large cat today idk

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They called him Paul Funderso?

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There’s no turning back now the original profile banner is lost to the ages

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Shit Twitter didn’t go down now we actually gotta go with this

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Gonna miss Alf twt

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Muppets? Never heard of ‘em

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ALF NEWS FLASH:

THE ALF NEWS staff is dropping like flies! There seems to only be one braincell left!

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I also never plan to watch an episode of Alf in my life

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Ya know what? We’re doing it. I’ve never seen an episode of Alf in my life so let’s see if this shitshow can outlast Twitter itself.

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. @ALFforreal we come in peace

[Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV @PuppetComede]

PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
ALF is better

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Best Muppet?

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If Twitter doesn’t die we will permanently rebrand as Alf News

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Since Twitter is over, we would like to formally confess something-

The Muppets News is actually not Muppet News. It’s actually all made up, a parody account of sorts.

We deeply apologize.