Tim Murphy

Look upon my words, ye Mighty, and despair!

[Tim Murphy @TheMurphMan]

@ShopAEW Got the new All Ellie crate. Loved it, but there was no micro brawler marker in the box. Just wanted to let you know.

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@gozney Name your backyard pizzas after your friends and family to show your love. #GozneyFoodStories #WorldPizzaMonth

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@OfficialEGO If you ever need a new profile pic 😂😂😂#aew

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@JulieBulieUlie THE WHOLE BOOB?!?!

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Ahhh yes, a reminder of the inexorable march of time. Thank you Twitter. I'm old and only getting older. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@NBASuperCard Can you look into the app not launching on Pixel 3A when upgraded to Android 12. Worked before but doesn't now. Thanks.

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@kawaiinot All I know is, there's a *LOT* going on here

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@JulieBulieUlie FLOOR CAKE ALL DAY JULIE!

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@jvfriedman @emilywritesgood I heard it really whips the llama's ass

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@JulieBulieUlie Several bottles of booze to Cats

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@JulieBulieUlie The May Queen from Midsommar

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@JulieBulieUlie WHO'S ATTACKING YOU JULIE? I WILL SIC LUX ON THEM!

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@JulieBulieUlie RIDE THAT WAVE JULIE!

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@kawaiinot I'm good with all of this. ALL OF THIS.

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RIP to Wynona's Big Brown Beaver's favorite Taco Bell item: https://t.co/RuPANC0ZkJ

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@JulieBulieUlie YES IT WAS JULIE AND IT WAS WORTH IT

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@JulieBulieUlie ALL OF THEM ARE NOTHING BUT CHUCKLEFUCKS. EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

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@JulieBulieUlie The fact that you did not walk out of the theater at any time during this movie should be a top 5 accomplishment for you.

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@kawaiinot I'm Chester V. Briarpatch and I approve this message

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@JulieBulieUlie JULIE I KNOW YOU LOVE PENNY BUT NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR A PUPPER.