Muscle X

Muscle X - Desire To Progress

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[17 minutes into diet] I can't live like this!

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Don't ever let the Pre-Workout tell you how much to put in. You measure that with your heart.

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Protein subscriptions is a combination of my three favourite things:

1. Protein
2.
3. Avoiding people

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Pandas are actually sick 🐼

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Gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques so we've probably never seen one at full strength 🤔 #ShowerThoughts

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I act like im ok but deep down I just want more caffeine

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If you want your kid to be an absolute powerhouse substitute baby formula for mass gainer. #NoDisclaimer

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Turns out those times I said I would get shredded if I was ever stuck in prison were just uninformed lies. #PostLockdownThoughts

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Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

Me: *cracks open C4 Can*

Therapist: no

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"Idk how we are going to send all these Snack Packs, when I'm the only Snack here 😏" - Me

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Nutrition Question: how many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?

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I kinda feel guilty doing body-weight exercises in the gym now...

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*whispers to an avocado*
"I'm the good kind of fat, too."

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Before you try and fight me, you should know that I sometimes sit on an exercise ball at work

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"Hey bro, let's start with the massage chairs"

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OnlyFans but it's a C4 Subscription

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I'm no scientist but pre-workout improves any situation.

Sleep: Am I a joke to you?

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Don't let people tell you pre-workout is overkill for home workouts. #LiveYourLife

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Team meeting at the gym tomorrow. I expect to see you all there.

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Goodmorning texts are cute, but have you tried giving her pre-workout?