Andrew Johnson

I'm tired of perceiving

[Irelya ☁️🩷 @spiearo]

what about this one

[𓏲karina🪽˚. ˖ . ݁ @atelofobican]

Erika Kirk today probably

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

@bunnywhitexoxo gagged that you snuck the Final Fantasy harp arpeggio into the prechorus of Wife Before the Accident. A true gamer till the day she dies wtf

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

I'm not even myself if I'm not obsessing about an album. I just feel dead

[Mrs. Game & Watch @bunnywhitexoxo]

I never posted my album on here because I didn’t know how but then I figured it out 💕 I self-produced this album for 6 years and would love for all of you to listen 💕 it’s about grief and the fear of death and the underbelly of suburban Americana

https://t.co/BboU0ACOM7

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

@ashestoashesjc How did you even find this 😭😭 also tho glad to see another remi fan

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Making these my Tinder profile so there are no misconceptions about who I am

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Dark mode Snapchat for Android users is now avail 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Honestly what happened to Maroon 5??? Songs Abt Jane, IWBSBL... They're solid albums. Where did that songwriting go?

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Listening to a drug deal outside of my window rn and lemme tell you the tea is PIPING!!!

Rooting for the dealer rn. He said "Guarantees don't pay my bills" and he's right!!

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

@StreamOnMax can you give us the original pls? Use this incoherent dumpster fire as publicity, so the real one can thrive. #THEIDOL

[protag-onist @Shaku_03]

"lemme catch you lookin at her again" #theidol

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Watching White Lotus Season 2, and I must say "Get your shit together Portia" had me GAGGED

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

The second I hear an arpeggiated acoustic guitar in a comedy sitcom, I know I'm seconds from being on the verge of tears

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Ok so I'm no longer living in a heightened state of constant anxiety and stress how do I motivate myself to do things now???

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

My upstairs neighbor snores so loud I can hear him through the ceiling.

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Time for my annual Shelter-in-Place while the Sun conjuncts my natal Saturn, sending me into a Stupid Bitch Spiral that results in yet-another messy relationship.

I've accepted how I am. Now it's about damage control 😮‍💨

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Slack's huddle waiting music has the most soulful sax I have heard in a long time why did they give this so much juice? So much sweet tea all in one hold line

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Really thinking about installing a bright neon sign that says "Turn on your headlights" on my driver side door for the greater Portland population. Seems to be an issue for people here.

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

@KateKid51 I did not! We never went on a second date 🥰

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Just remembered when I went on a date and a guy asked me what type of vegetable I thought I'd be. Gave him a whole 3 minute explanation, and he waited and said, "I was going to say cute-cumber"

[Andrew Johnson @TheMusician00]

Every twitch stream could be improved by playing CRJ in the background and yes this is an immutable law of the universe