The Musicians Van

Funny blog for musicians

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#Horoscope #leo #April

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And the results are in...... #musicianlife #musichumor #musicmeme #MusicIsMyLife

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Musician’s Horoscope: April https://t.co/29zc4i4fDm

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The eternal quest is over...
#musicianproblems #musiciansknow #musiciansgetit #musicianhumor #playinginaband #musicjoke #musicmeme #musicmemes #musicianmeme #guitarists #musicianlife #guitartone #guitaristproblem #professionalmusicians #guitarpedals

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Our new #seafoamgreen obsession

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#musicianproblems #musiciansknow #musiciansgetit #musicianhumor #playinginaband #musicjoke #musicmeme #musicmemes #musicianmeme #guitarists #musicianlife #bassist #drummer #musiciansofinstagram #instamusic #bandontour #professionalmusicians #soundcheck #thestruggleisreal

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Dibs in The Musicians Van https://t.co/rrTjPLKEj5

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#Virgo (August 23-September 22)
You could experience difficulties scheduling a practice with your band, due to the sun that merges with Venus, and the fact that all members have four other bands and a day job.
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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It’s 2058. Cars fly, robots are everywhere and music doesn’t exist anymore.

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#Taurus (April 20-May 20)
This month, you might have to use public transportation at rush hour whilst carrying your guitar, amp and pedals.
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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#Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
This month, it will be hard to find balance between wanting to advertise your freelance music teaching business and the fear of letting creeps in your home.
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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#Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
A Libra full moon indicates that you might think about quitting music altogether at least 5 times this month.
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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#Pisces (February 19-March 20)
As the Aquarius new moon and eclipse align on March 7, you might get our eternal gratitude if you put this link on your website: https://t.co/Yql7V5GpHm
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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Winning at life in fluffy clothes (a guide for freelance musicians) https://t.co/qUgREaVfZG

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#Libra (September 23-October 22)
If you’re playing live in bars or cafés, some of your gigs might start 45 minutes late. So if you’re in #Montreal, expect a delay of an hour and a half.
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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#Leo (July 23-August 22)
Saturn moves into your sign in March: reconsider your project of going to New York to « make it ».
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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#Gemini
With a solar eclipse in Saturn on the 14th, you might finally get your first gig of 2019. In June.
#musicianproblems #musicianhumor #professionalmusicians

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Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?
A: His amp.